When my husband and I split, I did a Facebook backup of everything and tucked it into a folder on my computer and then I deleted everything on FB and Insta. It was haunting me having to see it everyday. (Also, fuck that “Hey do you remember this memory from 3 years ago?” Bullshit. Yes FB, I remember my wedding.) And…

“In a show with everything but Yul Brynner”

“Swiffer...”

*googles “genital painting”. Not disappointed.*

How you doin'?

pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude;

Except no kitty deaths, OK?

Of course her last name is Fisher.

but

Not gonna lie, this one hurts.

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

Jim Jones’s Peoples’ Temple seems conspicuously absent here, given that they killed almost a thousand people.

Watching them walk down a dark corridor with their guns and flashlights is the “Chewie, we’re home” of this trailer.

I have to warn you though, those are only available in a thong.

“Gothic Romance” with horror elements

“The director stressed that it’s a “Gothic Romance” with horror elements, and he couldn’t be more on the money.” I beg to differ. In fact, I’ve been doing just that for two years.

But the story gets worse,

This gif made me laugh until I cried. Thank you!