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MissCrystal
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I’m glad that it ended before it went FULL this:

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

Or for elderly cats....I put a little stepstool next to my bed to make it easier for my zaftig and geriatric cat to hop up.

Also for aging pets. Says the woman who just put a step stool next to her bed for her 14-year-old tubby tabby.

I liked the first couple of seasons of Nip/Tuck though. It definitely went off the rails but the first two or three seasons were genuinely entertaining television.

The doll recordings still work. Beware. They are like the sing-song dreams of haunted dead children.

Open the play room door, Barbie!

“I can’t do that Krirsten Kale Nevaeh. I know you and Brygytte Whole Fyoods were going to cut my hair and swap my head with Skipper’s”

Well, we’ll just go through the servants entrance.

“I think you’ll find that difficult without your Kate Spade sparkle flats, Krirsten.”

My cousin did that to my BRAND NEW Sparkle Eyes Barbie when I was 8, and I am still angry about it.

Now playing

To coincide with the series remake of “Westworld”?

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yes, Zach, it was your first film. As such, you can hopefully recognize that it isn’t perfect and grow from that.

we get it, you're very cool

Yeah, it is the red dress version. Yelena is an insane photographer, I love her work. I will definitely look into acquiring the reissue!

Adore is my favorite, favorite record of all time. I have Adore tattooed on my wrist. It’s so underrated!

I am actually a big fan of America’s Sweetheart, even though I do like Hole better than solo Courtney. Never got to listen to Nobody’s Daughter though, is it worth a look? I wish they’d make music forever.

Oh my lord, holy shit. I just....wow

As soon as I read your first sentence my mind went to “BUT THAT’S THE NEW ONE!”

Jeeeebus, 17?? I remember getting it when I was 16. I loved when she sang «Oh, just shut up you’re only 16» on Awful :-)

Something that everyone should know about me is that I am an unabashed C-Love fangirl. No shame. Hole was THE band of my angry teenage youth.