I miss VMA moments like these.

I miss the old Courtney, the one that used to terrify even Madonna.

Well he wasn’t the one sitting around with BALLS written on his forehead......

Jim Parsons is so much better than The Big Bang Theory, but I think he’s stuck with Sheldon-types for the rest of his life.

I had that exact same experience with Reality Bites (I’m old, obvs). Like, I even had a Troy Dyer in my real life who was soooo artsy and smart and full of the slack and who I looooooved.

I like the first two Mummy movies a whole lot. And I liked Garden State. I didn’t think it was genius, but I really enjoyed it. Plus, it had, “Mark....he’s a knight.” “He’s just a fast food knight.”

Really? 500 Days seems like the anthem for ‘nice guys’ who can’t comprehend a woman that doesn’t want to be in a full on monogamous relationship with them then get mad when they break up or move on to something else. It was a complete woe is me she broke my heart pity party.

It came out when I was a freshman in college and I was 99% sure it was speaking DIRECTLY TO MY HEART.

In Natalie’s defense, she was great in Garden State. Natalie and Peter S. were the best things about that movie. (Also the guy who had the bit part as the over-aggressive cop who turned out to be Zach Braff’s character’s childhood friend.)

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

My oldest (10th Grader) is studying the Victorian Era in Honors History, so I call her in and show her the article, she gets two paragraphs and one picture and says “I hate them already””

It’s good to be white.

What I liked about the movie Midnight In Paris was Owen Wilson’s character fetishizing the Roaring 20s, and then literally getting a chance to live in the time period he so fetishized, all to fall in love with a woman who fetishized an even earlier time—and, one that he didn’t understand.

If these were just a couple of lucky rich people who decided they wanted to live their lives as Victorian-era cosplayers...well, I’d find that odd, but fuck, it’s their time and money and it doesn’t hurt anyone. You want to play dress up with your life and you have the money to do it? God bless.

White People.

At least she isn’t allowed to vote.

Generation Xers were the original entitled narcissists.*

where is this from because I had a shirt exactly like it in highschool and stupidly threw it out and now I wish I hadn’t. I NEED MY YOUTH BACK NOW PLS

Add a headband with a couple rhinestone flowers, and this is straight out of a 1992 Delia’s catalog. Oh sorry, Delia*s.