Yep. “Wait Wait” is available as a free podcast, though. Go forth and listen to the Kurtis.

No. But, I worked at a hospital on the east cost that surgeon kept a board with all the “goodies” he removed from folks over the years.

Hey, we can still have nice things from dead cats, just not vaginally-insertable things! For example:

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

To be fair, though, I’m 34 and Robert Redford is borderline still fuckable to me. Part of the problem, though, is that society tells us that older men can still be sexy and it’s a much slower process with moving toward people agreeing that older women can still be sexy, too, so I’m aware that the fact that Robert…

HAHAHAHAHHA

I think the problem is, Hollywood doesn’t make the same movies it used to. Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock built careers out of playing the leads in romantic comedies. Not the female lead. Or the second lead. The fucking lead. Generally, that’s what an actress did when she got out of her ingenue phase.…

It looks like Sheldon Cooper in a suit.

I would rather cut off my own head with a butterknife and use it as a dodge ball than have sex with Justin Bieber. So uh, NO. HARD PASS.

“I’d fuck me... I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard.”

stop grossing me out you people you

I guess it just doesn’t irk me. She doesn’t want to talk about it. Fine. It’s on the rest of the world to move on. I’m not willing to rake female celebrities over the coals for doing something men do all the time (or, more often, don’t even get asked about). Like I said, I just don’t think every woman should have to…

I’m not gonna pretend I really understand what she’s saying... but if she has nothing to say about feminism, I’m glad she didn’t say anything. Not everyone has to be, or should be, a spokesperson for feminism.

I mean I am 27 and agree that I am like a hundred.

In a way, I get her mentality. I would rather spend my time binge watching makeup tutorials and reading about space (I literally have the newest Maclean’s issue which has a feature on it on my lap, about to be read) than feminist issues, but I unfortunately, I live in a world where there still exists a need for them…

EVERY SINGLE MIDNIGHT SHOWING I've ever been too has been interrupted by the cry of a VERY small infant. Sometimes only days old. WHY?!

I wish you had a video of the beer being spilled on the baby, because I'm a terrible person.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!