crystalkopp
MissCrystal
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Actually, #yes, all #FloridaMen.

I can relate to this; I surely was no waif, and I was brown skinned too. Still, I loved fashion and I just thought Kate was too cool. Then I saw a model named Nadege (with short hair like mine) and my little mind was like, whoa, it is okay to be different.

I have found the same thing after breaking up with an ex, we started out liking a lot of the same bands but our tastes drifted, and now I get to "keep" all the music that I was into and he wasn't. I listen to that shit, and it's my soundtrack, not "ours". It's one of the reasons I tolerate my current man's music. Just.

YEAH, CAITLIN DOUGHTY! (This is not a super appropriate response to this piece, but I just love her so much, I can't help it.)

I'd rather take the off-change that I'll regret not having them down the road ...than regret ever having them and be in an irreparable situation.

The fedora is strong with this one. M'lady.

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

By even acknowledging this, you're letting the holiday terrorists win.

As a former Hallmark employee, hell to the yes. 4 months of Christmas is RIDICULOUS. We started putting the ornament wall together in fucking JULY.

I will fully support this if it means we can merge Christmas and Halloween into 1 super spooky 4 month long costume wearing, gift giving bonanza.

NO. Now is the time I raid Target and Michael's for skulls and fake poison bottles with which to decorate my apartment year round because Halloween is how I ROLL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

There's gotta be a BDSM porn with that name by now.

Seriously wish they'd had Monster High dolls when I was a kid. I have a Draculaura on my desk right now. NO REGRETS

"Dumps like a truck truck truck" - HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE POOPS.

So Sisqo was actually requesting a cleanliness check?

why oh why aren't bidets everywhere?

Big Lopsided Rap Beefs & Cheddar

"lopsided rap beefs." That's an Arby's sandwhich right?

I don't understand why, if the story is about lil Kim, you used a photo of Latoya Jackson.