It doesn't help that it is genuinely bad and pisses on absolutely everything related to kink and BDSM. Having what I do referred to as "Oh, like 50 Shades of Grey!" really inspires some non-consensual choking instincts in me.

I think Secretary had acting in it. This just looks appalling.

I was just setting my little fingers to typing when I saw you'd already hat-tipped Secretary.

obsession with 50 shades and Beyoncé are concrete proof women do not deserve equal rights.

I did not know R. Kelly owned a cat.

why am i NOT surprised that Mr Rosebud is ALSO a water sports afficianado .

I went to a play in London years ago, and Alan Rickman was in the audience sitting less than 10 feet from me. ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THIS IMAGE. It literally was burned on the back of my eyes. At intermission, I went to the bar to get a drink, nearly physically bumped into him, and he did a sort of "No, you go…

Japan has a manga out called Pregnant Boys where two boys get pregnant after being raped by a forest deity. One gives birth via ass the other has to be fucked so he can cum the baby out of his dick.

Ah, MPreg. I'll never stop laughing that that's a thing. And while I'm here, I had to look at this, so now you do, too. I present: Pregnant Angel Snape in a speedo:

Some days I'm very happy to be an old. This is one of them.

No one who writes Knotting fan fic gets an extra hour in the ball pit. No one.

It is ok to call some people faggots. People that like this stuff are fucking faggots.

I'm sure it doesn't matter in a world where Zayn Malik can shit out a baby.

But here's the most important question: has anyone optioned that One Direction knotting story yet?

I think these can work. If your whole looks is whimsical enough, you can rock a duckie barrette.

I do, too, but I draw the line at Diet CAFFEINE-FREE Coke because what the fuck is the point?

I am really confused and unsure about what to do here.

*hi-fives*

Basically, people on the internet found out that doing something in the real world is hard work.