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If your phandom blog is on tumblr I might come across it. I’m only recently dipping into the phandom. It’s always been on my radar because I follow other blogs I have cross over with. Plus my sister is a musical theatre actress and you can’t escape that musical. She’s actually friends with a girl in the current

Having been a girl into older men, having been a girl who has dated and been involved with older men this one skeeves me out. If only because Dane Cook comes across as a sketchy Skeeve.

I always notice because I think of a story my former psychiatrist told me (she’s only former because she moved I still miss her). She was doing rounds as a resident and when they were in surgery she was horrible with stitches. Her fellow residents were like “Hurry up Michelle we want to go home!” She followed it by

I agree and I am huge fan of Louisa May Alcott and wrote half my undergrad thesis on Little Women. Meanwhile the other half of my thesis hasn’t had one adaptation: Villette by Charlotte Bronte.

She has the best bed side manner which I think is what half of her appeal. There are lots of pop videos out there but her cheerfulness, concern and enthusiasim for what she does is what makes it. Plus her early you tube videos, she worked on people who needed care but couldn’t afford it for free in exchange for

YAY!!! She’s the best!!! My mom spends time watching Dr. Lee’s old you tube videos waiting for the new episodes.

As somebody who worked in a mall for 5 years I’m laughing at this way harder than I should. Everyone was like “Oh no Waldenbooks is closing.” I was like “Oh no where are you going to buy the New York Times Bestsellers now?!”

Oh I have no doubt it was evil, it was corporation. But on the scale of costumer appeal it was top of the line. They carried Paperchase. Now nobody on this side of the pond carries Paperchase.

No each bookstore has their own smell and now that you mention it Borders didn’t smell like other bookstores. Maybe it was how it was laid out and their tall shelves. But you walk in Barnes & Nobles and your hit with new book smell. I know there are people who love new book smell but eh. I love the smell of old used

This is actually my first time reading Phantom of the Opera. I just majored in Literature and when I did a 19th century French Lit class our professor discussed translations and would discuss things that were lost. I have a very shitty reading knowledge of French so when she explained that one of the novels we were

You might be interested in watching the HBO documentary “Beware The Slenderman.” It’s focus is the two girls and the attempted murder but they bring in a couple of folk lore literary experts that discuss how these type of stories start and then get passed down and absorbed into society and into the human psyche. As a

I was finally going to try that trick where you tape your third and fourth toes together to alienate the pain of wearing heels. I was going to the Goth Club with my friend and I had this desire to wear my 4 inch chuck heel Mary Janes I used to wear all the time like 8-10 years ago. So I taped my toes, put my stockings

I was listening to one of my favorite albums last night and was like “Yeah this is good shit!” Then it hit me the album came out in 1998 and I’ve been saying “Yeah this is good shit!” for 20 years.

Karma’s a bitch!!! That said I still miss Borders, they were so much better than Barnes and Noble. And fucking Books-A-Million has adapted by carrying 5000 Pop Vinyl figures yet I can’t find a single book I want unless it’s the newest YA series. I stopped by on my way home for something because I wanted to pick up

How lame. Good songs are supposed to leave us guessing who they are about for a bit like “You’re So Vain” and “You Outta Know.”

I hate all animal prints and think they are tacky, however there are people who can pull them off. I say this because I fucking love floral prints and there are some damn tacky floral prints out there and the tackier the better for me and I can pull them off. Almost a year ago I tried on two crushed velvet floral

Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster never talked to each other during the filming of The Silence of the Lambs until the last day because they were scared of each other. Jodie Foster was like “OMG he’s this amazing Shakespearean actor I’m not worthy” and Anthony Hopkins was like, “Here’s this amazingly talented young

Pennical costume drama has a different definition for me because I’m a hoop skirt whore. “Gone With the Wind”’s hoop skirts are too much because they aren’t rounded out properly to the average daily hoop. They were on the extreme side that very few women wore. Perfect historically accurate hoop skirt costume porn for

It was seriously the longest day of my life and it was a half day when I did it! I found I couldn’t do anything below 4th grade and I mostly did middle school. People thought I was crazy. I thought they were crazy for doing 2nd grade. Middle school was easy for me to sub, it was so traumatic for me as a kid it was

He was on “Law & Order.” How dare you do this shit while being on one of history’s greatest crime shows. How dare you do this shit in general but the cops on “Law & Order” are supposed to be our escape cops, you know the ones we can watch and be like “I wish they were all like Lenny Briscoe.” Jerry Orbach is rolling