I much prefer cysts to lipomas so this episode wasn’t as entertaining for me. Lipomas are only good when they come out in one piece. Her anger at the guy who removed his own with an X-ACTO was great. Though she should have known those idiots were coming. I’ve seen DYI pop videos where I’m like I hope they go to the…

This looks good. And I love Maggie. That said I don’t know how anyone teaches kindergarten. When I was a substitute teacher, I did kindergarten one day and I wanted to kill everything by the end of the day. I can’t stand being touched by 7 five year olds at the same time, telling me the stupidest stuff like “He…

What does Achievement in Popular Film even mean? Like most money maker? Biggest fan base? Biggest people who whined? We added this this year so we could give Black Panther something so we wouldn’t be seen as racist?

Well Depp sucks in everything now figures he’d play a cop who couldn’t solve one of the biggest murders in music history.

No it doesn’t. Invisible skyman was invented before we had science to explain things.

Wait people started worshipping The Flying Spaghetti Monster? The fuck?!?!

You’re so sweet! But I still plucked them so thin.

And so the ball pit of boobs means that boobs ARE playthings? So confusing.

Yep. Or people who were interesting then they got married and had a couple kids and now they wear nothing but lularoe, call themselves mama bear and I had to unfollow them all on facebook.

They already did giant pit of boobs at the museum of sex. I remember seeing something about it when I was looking up museums when my sister and I were going to NYC together on vacation in 2016. They were charging extra for the boob pit. We ended up not going because we had higher priority stuff to do. Maybe on my…

For the love of God NOOOO!!! You’re eyebrows will never recover. Learn from us who lived through the 90s. I’ll start me in 1998:

Mine didn’t grow back from the 90s either!!! And they are blonde. I have sperm eyebrows for life. I look at pictures of me from my freshman year of high school before I started plucking and I’m like why did I do it?!?! They at least recovered from the early 00s. I found my college ID and they were super thing and only…

I just looked this all up and turns out I’ve had this shit all my life and I thought it was just part of my stomach I could never get to go away. I’ve always hated it because there is crease in my body right around my belly button. No matter how much weight I have lost throughout my life it would get smaller and I’d…

We have a 20 year old cat and now she barely gets in the litter pan and starts peeing but her butt is over the edge. We’ve started putting down puppy training pads around the litter pans.

I was not one of the people who thought“Nanette” was the greatest thing ever, but the Art History jokes and her rant about Picasso was my favorite part. I was always kind of like Picasso created a whole new art movement. I watched “Surviving Picasso” because I’m a huge Anthony Hopkins fan and he played Picasso in…

To be fair Paul Rudd, Picasso was also a twat.

It’s so easy to do, chicken diapers, craft small batch local beer, flower crowns, mermaid tails

I much prefer pigeon pants:

And she has the “I want to speak to the manager” hair cut.

I’m not saying Woman enough but a different kind of woman. I recently read this article that interviewed trans men about their experiences and one thing I noticed a few of them said was women don’t say high to me anymore and/or look at me as a threat don’t they know I’m not a threat? I’m like “No, you look like a man…