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How long have you been living out as a woman in appearance? It’s one thing to “be a woman” it’s another thing to have a woman’s body from the day you are born and constantly worry about being raped, assulted, judged and your rights taken away just for having that. Yes you might be a woman but most trans women grow up

No because having spent a part of their life socialized as female trans men are already used to being denied things.

I don’t know what you expected women throughout history have been treated like shit and denied many things. You came out as a woman and then get offened when other people tell you this is what it’s like to be treated as one. This is how a lot of us women talk to each other, we use sarcasm to keep from crying.

I feel like Anthony’s daugthers are fans of Dr. Lee’s you tube site and were like “Dad we’re taking you here.”

Welcome to being a woman! Insurance doesn’t cover abortion either!

Jurassic Park III

While I’m bisexual I don’t consider myself truly part of the big queer community, I hear you on this. I’ve also been obsessed with John Mulaney right now. He may be a white dude by OMG do I relate to him and does he make laugh. His whole bit about being an English major, I was like how dare you call me out!

it was for rapey douchey men, and for herself.

People fantasize about a lot of things. And it think it’s natural for her to do that for the best gig she ever had as she said herself. As a childfree woman I’ve come to like and respect Aniston over the years. She’s became our unintentional spokesperson and she’s been a lot more graceful about than I would have been

IDK saying she’s gonna curse out people if she gets pregnant again. It’s called birth control Cardi B.

Do rewatches of a movie you haven’t seen in forever count because:

This was not the tweet I was expecting. I was expecting you guys to go all crazy on her tweets about counting down to fuck Offset again that Oh No They Didn’t posted about.

I think you have to be 18 to buy those things because teens are into huffing. Little do they know adults are into nitrogen huffing as well and they aren’t doing it off compressed air. They are buying the whipped dessert containers and nitrogen cartridges off of amazon. At least that’s how my ex and his friends were

My best friend and I went to see “Crimson Peak” in theaters and she was carded. I got so offended for her and was like “Just because you’re 4'10" doesn’t mean you’re under 17.”

That shit is the worse. You have to go to the pharmacy, show your ID, sign a bunch of shit on the screens because they think I’m going to make Meth. For the longest time when I was going to the same pharmacy and there was this one pharmacy tech I thought was cute and constantly flirting with, when I’d get the good

I feel like it should have been sold as a one woman show and not a comedy special. There were parts that were funny, like as a dork I found all the art history jokes hilarious and I’m always up for a good tear down of Picasso because fuck that asshole. But after a while it was lady I paid to be entertained, I didn’t

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I agree with you, except you can sell Silence of the Lambs as a rom-com

You know what’s annoying not getting carded for booze but getting carded for canned air and white out.

I came for this. Was not disappointed.

England had a woman Prime Minister before we’ve had a woman president. What’s your point?