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I once went to Mass after a sleepover with my best friend in high school. It was the only way her mom would let me sleep over from Saturday to Sunday morning. I was so confused with when we were supposed to kneel, stand or sit. My best friend then told me I couldn’t take sacrament or touch the holy water. I was

He’s worse than an atheist who likes to show you his Richard Dawkins book collection.

Sound like you’re just bitter that you don’t eat meat. Panera is the shit!

I think he does. Somebody shared the following on tumblr and followed it up with BRB converting to Scientology:

This showed up in my newsfeed right after I finished watching “The Bleeding Edge” in which they spent almost half the documentary focused on the women and the problems this device caused them.

My best friend teaches English at a community college and last year she had to redo her whole ENC1102 curriculum because there was so much plagiarism going on. She gets students who whine and complain when she fails them for plagiarizing. Some of it has gotten so bad she forwards emails to her boss, saying she’s not

This whole thing feels like a downer and a why? Like is the movie reboot we need during me too? Charlie’s Angels always have had a fun, sexy feel, even the 90s remake had that with some Spice Girls’ “Girl Power” added. I just don’t get that feeling from Kristin Stewart and just don’t see that being a thing during me

Yes it was! I was like it was some Middle Eastern country. But that was kind of vague.

I totally saw this coming.

I feel like I read a similar article a few years ago about another country trying to pull this off.

I saw that photo on tumblr earlier today and there was nothing mentioned in the tags as to who they were and the caption just said “This is what they look like together.” and I was like “Who the fuck are these people?!?!”

I second Zellie! It is great! It’s funny, sexy, quirky but more than anything it’s what every rom-com should be: both have realizations about the other, both end up with shifts in power dynamics that balance things out.

And this is why Lolita is one of my favorite novels. He’s such a disgusting character yet the writing is so well you still feel just a little bad for him.

Jimmi Simpson is nominated for Guest Actor this year but I’m cheering for Cameron Britton from “Mindhunter.” He’s “Mindhunter”’s only nomination and he deserves it. His Ed Kemper is so on spot it’s uncanny and fucking freaky. But if Jimmi wins I won’t be unhappy.

Same with Sharp Objects, I watched a little and couldn’t get into it, then finally sat down and I AM LOVING IT.

Seriously. Trump is currently gaslighting the fucking country.

Maeve and company was the only good part of this season. And Ford when they “Suprise Bitch”ed him half way through the season. Everything else was like “ugggh”

Almost all Rom-Coms in this day and age are tone deaf. Even ones that are fairly progressive have to be a bit tone deaf. Like I personally consider “Secretary” one of the best rom-coms ever. But instead of like moonlight dinners he likes to bend people over his desk and spank them. But the movie shows he’s paid a few

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Silence of the Lambs still remains my favorite Rom-Com

You mean Lolita without the pedophilia?