I don’t really want to feed a troll but my dad is retired. He’s 100% disabled Veteran. So yes it is government cheese but my dad earned it. And he doesn’t wear sweats, he wears Wrangler jeans and Harley Davidson Motorcycle shirts because he used to ride until his disability became too much.

I actually made a comment the other day on something that was like “Miss the good old days of W. and Enron.”

The good old days when there was only one breaking news event like every two weeks instead of like 7 in a week.

I’m sorry. I am very fortunate and have an amazing relationship with my dad and our political views line up. I currently live at home because I’m unemployed and so we have multiple intellectual and political discussions a day. We also have multiple interactions that involve us coming up to each other with our phones…

Yep the one in Tampa!!! And you did a show in Sarasota?!?! I live in the Bradenton/Sarasota area! I went to college in Sarasota!!!

This is how I got this news:

Play that funky music white girl!

Ohhhh German Goth!!! You guys are even more srs busns. Don’t worry us American Goths can get snobby too funny considering my favorite band is The Smashing Pumpkins. Today I live by the motto one of my college friends told me: “You never stop being Goth, you just require less eyeliner.” I still get dolled up for a…

Taylor Swift can sing well enough that’s not what I’m worried about. What I’m worried about is Cats is a dancing musical and have you seen this white girl dance?

But it’s ok to admit you were obsessed with The Cure in 1988. You’re an 80s Goth from England (I’m assuming) which makes you like 1000 times cooler. 90s Goth me wants to just wants sit next to you.

That is one of Brat Pitt’s best roles. He needs more like it and “Inglorious Bastards”

This happened where I live. We were not surprised.

You left out the big news:

Have you seen “Burn After Reading?” Frances McDormand’s character has a whole subplot about the DC dating scene. The whole movie is hilarious and I tell everyone to watch it, but you’ll probably love that bit.

I’m 34 wasn’t carded buying booze at ABC two weeks ago and I still look younger than her. People keep telling me it’s because I bought top shelf stuff and young people don’t buy top shelf stuff with confidence, but I know they’re just trying to make me feel better.

I was watching this last night and when she squeezed that giant cyst and all that cottage cheese looking shit came gushing out I started screaming. Both my parents came running from the other side of the house because they thought something was wrong. They then made me rewind it because they wanted to see what the big…

1. Wait there’s a remix? 2. Don’t taint my favorite Rolling Stones song like that.

Did the aryan race include brunettes? I don’t think so.

So unfortunately conservative women are going to have to mainly pull themselves up by their own bootstraps here.

I noticed that too. I was like that’s a lot of bottle blonde. Then I was like wait I dye my dirty blonde hair lighter. However I have an inch of roots because I’m poor and can’t even to afford to get my shit from Sally’s Beauty Supply. Seriously Sally’s FTW. 100% better than box dye, so much cheaper than a salon and…