Nobody has even shown up in full Virgin Mary garb yet. I doubt anyone will even dig deep down enough to find St. Agatha or St. Gertrude and show up with cats on leashes.

OK the row starting with Bella Hadid needs to get its shit together. The theme was Catholic not Greek hot mess. However I’m all about the bigger the ruff the closer to God so that gets a pass.

You’re not supposed to expect them.

They thought tossing a Mormon into the Catholic theme would mix it up.

Hey girl!!!

I got what you meant!

As of 6:43 EST there are only 3 pieces I consider to have anything of a good vague Catholic theme.

Tweens on Tumblr (and myself)

I predict lots of ridiculous, super-sexual nun-wear.

Awesome! I started out as Wanna Be “Adore” era D’Arcy, took a detour through Faerie Land and came out Neo Victorian.

It’s Catholic themed this year how hard can it be to not at least wear a rosary as a necklace a la 1980s Madonna or a metal crown of thorns? I pulled this look off in 1998 as a teen with a dress that had a painting of Annunciation on it and a choker with crosses. This was also my I’m not smiling unless I have a reason…

It was exciting for me. There were other people in the group that when I told there were like “I’m not going over there.” and “That would have traumatized me.” Me I was like, “I dropped out of mortuary school and spent some time doing mortuary transport. While I’m sad about the graves be vandalized I’m also like every…

I think they can. They just haven’t gotten around to it.

Fashion is also a form of art in my eyes and watching all the awesome dresses and whatever else they are wearing is like going to a museum.

Because I look forward to love ridiculous fashion and then commenting on it on the internet.

There’s not that much more to it unless you want to see the photos I took. Basically I’m part of a group of people who get together and explore and study cemeteries. I went further back in one than other people did and found two vandalized graves, like the cement vaults above ground were broke in (these weren’t like…

To be fair Claire Danes killed that technology theme a couple year ago.

Better you than me. I love free soda so I would have been like yes please! And because of who I am, next think you know I’d be doing coke at the Governor’s Ball despite never doing coke in my life or never ever wanting to try it. Because I would feel rude to turn him down at this point plus I’m the type of person who…

Who the fuck upgraded that historic house to 1990? They should be punished for it. People who make modern renovations to obvious historical style houses should be smacked. My good friend’s father and his current wife live in a beautiful Victorian that was one of the 1st houses built in the town, but it can’t be put on…

I look forward more to the Met than the Oscars. The Met sounds exactly like the kind of event I would KILL to attend: getting dressed up in painful yet beautiful fashion, where it’s invitation only and you get to walk around, act like you’re better than everyone because you know you are, kiss somebody’s ass then talk…