Like when I first saw Inception. I was high. It all made sense.

I mean, he’s just really dumb. There’s not actually any more to it than that.

I COMPLETELY understood it the first time.

I downloaded Tidal the day Prince died just to be able to listen to his entire library and kept it for a few months beyond the free trial I planned. I liked it and they layout more than Spotify’s layout.

Wait you and I had the opposite issue I already had Spotify got Tidal for ANTI then after a couple months I deleted it bc I couldn't figure it out

It’s the illuminati.

I will maybe watch this, but first I need you all to berate me for downloading tidal to watch lemonade and never deleting it and liking the app because I couldn’t figure out Spotify. OK go.

probably not. jezebel def doesnt post a lot of black celeb gossip

As a medium, it is not a standout video. So, yeah, everything you said.

that is an amazing color and Nicki looks amazing in it

I disagree. I thought it made a lot of sense. In fact clicking on that link I was completely surprised that none of those outlets knew who she was. It’s not that she’s a large star, but she has had songs out for years. She was an artsy skateboarder too, from Harlem. And a quick google would have told them. Also, she…

i THINK the point is that there is basically an entirely different media for black celebs and it’s not mainstream. taylor has been well known in black celeb gossip for a long time, but the mainstream news is acting like she’s brand new

that kanye video was so amazing (minus the end?) teyana taylor giving me major rosie perez in the beginning of do the right thing vibes. plus she JUST had a baby within the last year. her body is incredible (and shes always been a great dancer)

welp, I’m changing my Kinja name, right now.

The Antchrist is a harbinger of the Vagenda.

Hillary with her vagenda working alongside Obama the Antchrist!! Gasp!

This is fucking gold. I live for this brand of whiney blithering crybaby paranoia.

Wake up, A-ballerreballs, these are real issues! Maybe you don’t have a daughter, and therefore can’t understand how women suffer in this world, constantly being turned away from playing men’s lacrosse: it’s a national disgrace.

I’ll fight anyone who says this is a joke. This the realest fucking real to ever real. Especially the part about the rotisserie chicken. It’s the details, people!