Same. I’m always saying “I’ll be ready for a kid in 5 years...” but I said that at 25 and then again at 30... nothing’s changed. Still not ready.

Facts.

This will be me, because while I want kids *someday* I’m currently a “selfish” witch woman who has way too much fun drinking whenever I want, spending my money on whatever I want, having whatever relationships I want, and generally doing whatever I want to pop out a kid and change my whole life up.

Yes it is.

I really hope that “please be enlightened” is the new “Ok, sweetie”.

Add to this that I think that if you know you are/are going to be a shit parent, the kindest thing you can do for your kid is to step aside if there’s someone else who can and wants to do the job better. I think leaving your kid alone if you have issues (especially drug related) can be a real act of love.

Similarly, my biological father cut ties with me and my mother the day she married my Dad (my step-father who later became my adopted father). I don’t know what was going through his head but I can only imagine that it was painful for him to see us being a happy family when he had so many issues. That’s all fine with…

Children don’t owe parents a relationship. No one owes anyone a relationship really. And no one knows what went down in that family besides the family itself. I do think that it’s strange she kept his stage name though. Even their son goes by Jones now. Fame is weird and does strange things to famous people and the…

Ick.

Yeeeeeesssssss! Like a fucking lady.

It was either a movie or a book where a witch was time traveling to the site of her murder (re: hanging) and she ended up standing on some boxes in a mini-mart somewhere. What book/movie was that?! This is driving me insane. :(

This this this. I find most (not all) Oscar bait movies to be tedious and boring. Just because your movie abides by an Oscar check box sheet does not make it better art than someone who disregarded the “rules” to create a great film that people loved.

I hope they keep nominating this way and in doing so continue to bang nails into their own coffin. The Oscars are antiquated and irrelevant.

I asked my dermatologist how I’m supposed to protect my skin from the sun while at the beach. She told my to wear a hat and a long sleeve cover up. lololololz.

She’s an idiot and so is every last dummy who voted for her.

No SPF ever. Not hypoallergenic SPF, organic SPF, baby SPF...

Um... These are the eating tricks I used to pull while going through the worst years of my eating disorder. Ballet secrets, yo.

Exactly. It’s probably an allergic reaction. My senior year of college I started getting a rash across the entire bottom half of my face when I used the same Chapstick brand I’d been using for years. Turned out I had developed an allergy to the active ingredient used in products with SPF. It happens. Instead of suing,…

I have a very simple clap back that everyone can use when a man says that women are emotional and it has to do with asking why women are more likely to be killed or abused by domestic partners if we’re the ones with out of control crazy emotions. The truth is that human beings are emotional beings. It’s just seen as…

I actually don’t hate Ben this season (which is ridiculous because I usually hate watch the bachelor, so I’m conflicted now). Because I don’t hate him I find myself rooting for him and Jubilee because she seems awesome. ??? Seriously I don’t even know who I am right now. :(