Your parents sound absolutely adorable.

It’s like looking at the sketches in the margins of my high school notebook. All shade aside though I love JoJo.

I’m out of the greys! This is a super happy day. :D

WTF! How am I supposed to smuggle in snacks?!

Awwwwww. I have conflicted feels. I’ve met him and he seems like a generally good dude. Runs a basketball camp for kids and all that. Given her track record with other good dudes (DRAKE) I’m gonna go ahead and assume that’s why our lady RiRi is not feeling Good Guy Matt.

I've always thought surrogacy sounded like a great option to me. Reading things like this solidifies that.

Everyone should dress like Star Wars. My personal quality of life would drastically improve.

Awwww. I love Anne Hathaway. I’ve never understood the hate. She’s always seemed beautiful, funny, nice, socially conscious and talented in the way that beautiful/funny/nice/socially conscious white girls are talented in Hollywood. She does seem very earnest. More earnest than Natalie Portman which might explain why…

Why is he so cute?

All she did was post shit that he sent her! Lol. His own words! Yet she’s the one who “manufactured” this. Thanks for the morning laugh. Entitled manbabies kill me with their inability to be accountable for shitty behavior and acting like jerks. It's always someone else's fault.

I take this to mean her album is coming out soon. !!!

:DDDDDDDDD

I hope you’re not friends with her any more. She sounds wretched.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. I love her I love her I love her.

“Keep this up and your fiancee won’t take you to the homecoming dance.”

Maybe they are still there. O_O

I’m proud I failed this test. Kinda sad I took it...... but proud I failed! Conflicted feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels! :D

The olds have found Gawker! This excites me because I thought I was an old but these people seem ancient.

A++. I will be using this.

Wow. These people are BEGGING to give their money to a murderer because they have no problem with the fact that a Black man died for no reason. Let that sink in.