God, yes. She seems so head-firmly-on-shoulders about all this. I’ve been dealing with an alcoholic my entire life and still cannot figure out how to do anything other than enable or estrange. Al Anon is not for me, and therapy is pretty hit-or-miss on this stuff. I just want to sit her down and be like, SERIOUSLY HOW…

I doubt she is doing any of this for him.

Okay, I’ve solved it: errant copy and pasting - in previous gossip articles they have hyperlinked Prince Charles’ name and the link code turns up in Google search result as Prince Charles Opens a New Window.

Five minutes of my life I’m never getting back.

I hope they appreciate Alias and 13 Going On 30.

So he’s looking for alcohol subtraction.

You never, ever in your life call Elton John: whats his name?? you idiot you.

As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Goodbye abortion rights...

His exact words:

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

“Husband/BF murdered you? Shoulda had better taste in men!”

Random incel murders you, shoulda had sex with that violent man so he wouldn’t murder others! 

No matter how a man murders us, it’s our own faults.

Also, if it was product placement, he would have been violating FTC regulations by not labeling the tweets as ads.

If it was product placement then it would have been even more annoying because he didn’t make it clear in the tweet.

Bloodied versions of harmless, dead people/celebs as Halloween costumes is always tacky in my opinion. You don’t have to agree with me. I would also say it’s understandable for people to be more sensitive to a gory depiction of a celebrity who died relatively recently (especially if we’re talking 3 months recently…

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

Amy Schumer and her chef husband, What’s His Name, made their red carpet debut. - And boy do they looked thrilled in that photo! Yikes.