This parent is adamant about proper cough technique. You cough into the arm of your shirt, held over your face, like a vampire. Vampire cough is also catchy enough for kids to remember.

Because paid maternity leave is, in some way, a recognition by the state that mothers have often have jobs, which they temporarily need time away from, to perform the other full time job of mothering. When the state can’t even support your choices for a few weeks while you get a handle on being a mother and a…

Um., the toast’s is infinitely better because this poorly constructed piece misses the most important part, extrapolating beyond your experience to be a better person generally.

Basis cleaner clean face-wash. I had a dermatologist recommend it for the city pollution right after I moved to New York, and ten years later, I still don’t use anything else.

Basis cleaner clean face-wash. I had a dermatologist recommend it for the city pollution right after I moved to New…

I sang most of the Magnetic Fields catalog to my little ones. Asleep and Dreaming still puts the 4 year old to sleep in minutes.

Yep, you are totally a rapist.

I’m sure she tried, but she was probably in Texas.

Also, daycare 3 days a week doesn’t really cut it for grown-ups that work grown-up jobs.

It’s representative of NYC, where the actual story takes place, genius.

LOL, yeah, you have a wife. What country did you order her from?