Besides, one would have to be an exceptional idiot to cheat on Mila Kunis.

My favorite, overheard at a party in real life: “Nice shoes.” “Oh, thank you. I bought them at a little place in Boston when I was getting my Ph.D. at Harvard.”

Can I just say this whole idea of asking producers for sex makes me think we should do a version of the reality show Big Brother where it’s the actual 1984 version of it, with the contestants having everything tightly controlled to the point of insanity, and see what happens.

Check your facts please. A majority of prisoners executed in Texas are white. It’s more likely that she’s a woman and jurors and judges have a hard time handing death sentences to women.

Even hotter take: wine sucks

I’m guessing at the very least her friends and family will, edgelord.

Tom Cruise Micromanaged The Mummy Movie Into Sucking

Wheh. For a second there I thought you were going to suggest Oranjello and Lemonjello.

you didn’t read the article, clearly. Try shutting the fuck up.

My point is, it’s not at all about the shirt, it’s about whatever the hell happened prior that made it so the principal can’t dole out any punishments or reprimands without calling this girl’s mother first. She could have laced her shoes “wrong”, it would have been the same result.

They’re not stock photos...?

Maybe I’m just extra sensitive because my friend’s 14 year old daughter took her own life last week, but damn this seems in poor taste

I am not feeling the dress. The whole empire waist with flowy material just makes it look like a really unflattering lampshade. As someone with a similar body type, it drives me nuts when designers don’t make things fitted through the waist. It just comes off tent-like. However, I do appreciate that she is wearing…

I hate the dress. The color is blah, the shoulders are ok, I pleats are too high, it is too shiny, and it looks too stiff. To be brutally honest her size does have a bit to do with it. If Kim Kardashian was wearing this it would still be a bad dress but it would get more of a pass. On a plus size woman it looks like a…

I had a visceral response to this dress. I do not care for it at all, to put it very, very politely. I like the sleeves—that’s beautiful pleat-work—but other than that I... can’t imagine why. The silhouette is off somehow.

I agree this dress would not look good on anyone.

That dress is hideous, and will definitely be on a “wtf were people wearing in 2017?” list if she’s still famous then.

calm the fuck down and let go of those pearls.

Think I’ll watch Overboard this weekend ;)

Party’s going a little long? No one seems to want to leave? Put on “Wrecking Ball.” Empty apartment within ten minutes, tops. I’ve done it twice. Thank you Ms Cyrus, daughter of Cyrus, for your service.