Hold my earrings if they even THINK about remaking “To Wong Foo”. Rip Patrick.

WHAT?! Get the fck out of here.

He died doing what he loved...

no, its definitrly about drugs.

I couldn’t figure out why the spray bottle nozzle I used was always closed when I went to spray my eldest furmonster (giving him time to run away while I swore and twisted it back open) but caught him one day with the nozzle in his mouth. He had been twisting it shut with his teeth, the little fucker! He is a…

I am a pretty active reader of a subreddit for unresolved mysteries, and a user did a very thorough writeup of this case that I really recommend. She posits that Caylee’s death was an accident, that she probably drowned in the pool, and that Casey panicked and had her father help cover it up. She provides some very…

To LastUnderstood:

Reminds me of Britney’s stoned video:

No, there weren’t two choices. Where I live, there were zero choices.

We had two fucking choices on Election Day.

“Why don’t you teach your son not to litter?” Is not a civil question to ask of someone who just called the police to report that their seven-year-old was allegedly choked by someone who accused them of littering.

me.

-33? wut? I’m sorry, I’m from California. I don’t know what this means. I bitch an moan and shake uncontrollably when it’s 33. Which it got to last at 5 am this morning when I was still under my heat blanket.

This is happening under Obama. Yeah, it’ll get worse under Trump. But this is occurring under a Democratic president, with little attention from anyone in the party.

Sliced cheese is refrigerated. There is a limited amount of refrigerated shelf space in even the largest CVS ever built. You could search said space to completion in 10 minutes, tops.

I am, again, legit horrified by race relations in this country - but how did they look around a CVS for 30-45 minutes?

Oh please. You know what you said. Don’t play victim now.

i often inconvenience my wife, and while i always use the term playfully, i have my suspicions that she does not...