I haven’t had a ticket in 12 years. As a WRX owner, to boot.

They're never driven fast, just revved insanely loud at every stop light.

Indeed, but if you look closer the Dodge Ram 2500 takes the asshole cake.

who the fuck is speeding in a wrangler, those things are scary when you go fast!

A star for using Johnny Cash as a verb.

I work next door to a Lowe’s. That means I could Johnny Cash an entire deck home in a 500 Abarth.

They are like your good natured friend who often drinks too much or does too many drugs and breaks your stuff. Mostly harmless but sometimes really annoying and frustrating.

It’s easy to laugh at them, but how many of us had as much fun as they did last weekend?

Lets thank their sponsor:

Having the car free and clear is the rainy day fund. It means that you aren’t going to become unemployed because suddenly the bank has repoed your car, and it means that if absolute worst comes to worst, you can sell the car and get a little cash back without the bank automatically taking it all.

The only way the C8 will get a manual is if those 27% of buyers write angry letters to GM stating they have cash on hand (and prove it) and will only buy the car with a manual. Considering what I’ve seen on Jalopnik, the last bastion of the Manual Lovers Society, most of the die hards seem to be fine with a DCT. That…

Says the guy with no blade in the Sawzall.

Get over it? No. Manuals belong on sports cars. It is all about engagement, the connection between driver and machine and the joy of driving. Automatics or pushing buttons is not driving a car. End. There is no rebuttal, there is no continuing the conversation...END.

Add to “No manual, no buy”....

It’s 1500 for a not-rotted-out, runs-and-drives wagon with a stick. This thing is NP all day

The Prelude was a car for executive’s secretaries.

Interesting car that nobody is talking about because the poll sucks so hard.

Your prior polling system just worked, why is it gone? This one is a sell out to survey monkey full of ads and sign ups. That’s a major crackpipe. I guess I won’t be voting here any more.

The new poll blows goats like Noah VanderHoff

the SurveyMonkey poll engine is trash.
Instead of the results, I get “Hey, now sign up!”