Someone mentioned no clutch pedal, I second this. However the most important factor in truck purchase is missing. Four Wheel Drive. Now, mate that to a granny 4 speed, with that 5.0 and we have something I’d grin while trashing thoroughly at the location mud bog! Mint condition 84 Bogger. Just needs the lift and the…

I’ll quote Charlie Sheen from the 12th Annual GOTJ.... “Whoop Whoop, WINNING!”

The fact this is even a question makes me wanna punch infants. Like, what in the actual f are you even asking? Furthermore, there’s no caveats at all. If you have enough cash buy cash, we’re not taking about emergency funds or anything else either.... Because that doesn’t factor into your ‘Savings’ anyway. That’s a…

I can see the new ‘Bronco’ and baby ‘Bronco’ both being total shit piles. Wet know matter of factly that the Bronco won’t sit on the same chassis as the F series, and baby won’t sit on A ranger frame. Thus, neither have any legs to stand on to be called Bronco in the first place. This is a disgrace. Please God, let…

Gotta see the VIN to know if it's worth the coin. Overall condition is negligible. If it's a got 53 Engine Code, this is worth $6-7K with that trans. 98 was the only year you could score a real deal T5 with a manual gearbox, and that is capable of 350Hp & 350Tq with a little massaging. Judging by the wheels and lack…

This may be the last NPCP article I read. Fuck this survey monkey bullshit. Kindly get rid of it and bring back the previous system. Jesus, who over at Jalop approved this shit for primetime? It's like the lower control arms on the 2000 Ford Taurus. BAD IDEA, BAD EXECUTION! Goddammit.

Only complete retards carry minimum coverage. I’ve had 3 old vehicles totaled for far more than I paid for them for very small damage in fender benders. The cost is negligible and the full coverage on everything makes your insurance score much higher (thus getting you better rates ask around). You’re actually costing…

Did you ever consider a bigger turbo, better heads and an exhaust/intake/tune? Combo that with a steeper rear end and you'll save $62K and have a better truck than these new fangled F350-Lincoln mashups. That 7.3 will run into eternity. The Scorpion Diesel is a great motor, but a $70K truck that doesn't have 18 wheels…

You’re an idiot. There's 5 standard carousels, A-E. The only numbered carousels are inside of customs for international flights. I'm assuming you missed that part. I fly Charlotte weekly. Your own incompetence is to blame here.

Nonsense! As an avid Nissan and Ford fanboy, the RB26 was the best possible combination for this car. I loved it. Probably my favorite part of the movie was the under hood reveal. Ahhh Nostalgia!

I’m might be the only one, but I didn't read the explanation. Usually I'll try and be considerate of the ad in general. But, $9000 for ANYTHING of 1997 vintage.... Crackin' that Pipe.

The LTD and later LTD Crown Vicky... Ahhh. Lest we forget the 1988 Crown LTD Police interceptor! Good God, is there anything cooler than a 5.0 HO in a 4 Door land cruiser? To that sir I say “Nay!” That shit was FIRE! To hell with the $50K cars of the 21st century. Seriously. I'll eat rapid deploy SRS bags with a smile…

And most likely the source of 110% of your income. Boom!

☝️ This X10 for at least 55% of Jalop Articles. Although I will say, I'm too stupid to read them and subsequently pick them apart in any meaningful fashion. But the sentiment is spot on.

Can I be the first to predict the shit storm this game will be? I can tell already this is going to be nothing but “Loosely Based On Actual Events” type of retelling. If they change the combat system and dialog choices disappear, then it’s not FFVII. It’s FFXVII because the only similarity will be characters and basic…

Yes, yes you are. Kia is a badass whip these days. I have a 13 Optima SX that’s loaded up like an SXL without the tacky wheels and painted calipers. Of the 26 various cars I’ve owned, it’s the only one I’ve decided to keep long term. Trust me, the list of owned cars is lengthy and diverse. But my Kia is the crown…

Let’s try this again, Ahem!

No more battery powered bullshit! I’ve had about enough of this fluff. “Electric f**king everything! Yay!” No! No! No! I’m ready to start smoking again so I can refuse to use an electric Nicotine device. This shit is getting seriously tired.

If you don’t like the pay, don’t do the job. Goddamn, what is wrong with people? If you want real money, get a real job. Like, you know.... The ones that aren’t “Be your own boss and get rich quick too!”

Yes! More! More! More!