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Christopher Kenneth
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Looks like I’m all alone in this... But... Why even warn people? I say we let people do what they want! Survival of the fittest, and thinning the herd. I mean, shit... Maybe that’s the real purpose. In which case, Preach on my brother! Heal the sick!

Let’s try this again, Ahem!

No more battery powered bullshit! I’ve had about enough of this fluff. “Electric f**king everything! Yay!” No! No! No! I’m ready to start smoking again so I can refuse to use an electric Nicotine device. This shit is getting seriously tired.

If you don’t like the pay, don’t do the job. Goddamn, what is wrong with people? If you want real money, get a real job. Like, you know.... The ones that aren’t “Be your own boss and get rich quick too!”

Yes! More! More! More!

Well, I can tell you a Harley that makes ZERO emissions also makes zero noise.... Point being, no Harley fan has been crying to make their V-Twin more quiet... Or fuel efficient for that matter.... Does this thing offer a fuckin seat belt too?

Stop trying to make minimum wage the damn problem. If you think for one minute a car loan is acceptable at minimum wage you’re an idiot. If minimum wage was $15, you should still not be getting a car loan. Your on minimum effing wage, that means minimum effing requirements!

I say we band together as car enthusiasts and refute the sudden Soccer Mom/Teen Twit love of SUVs. Let’s be honest, the damn things suck. Mash that up with climbing prices, and you’ve got a shit storm on high poo tide. Current average new vehicle price is over $30K, come MY2020 that’s gonna skyrocket to $40K+ because

Fun fact Kerberos824 has his shit straight. The 2019 Ranger has very similar dimensions to that of the 2004 F150. It’s actually overall bigger in every dimension. Sans the fact you can’t get a true longbed/crew config.

In all fairness, I had an 11 Prius. Loved the damn thing. Marvel of performance and engineering. Just not for HP, but for MPGs instead. Hyper Miling is fun beyond explanation. 59MPG was my personal best with 17" Scion FRS wheels and some handling mods (Strut brace, and 2" drop). Cool car, uncomfortable as hell.

WHO FUCKING CARES?!?! 

What in God’s name is a Megatron?

You know why you get hurt when you drive something like this? You gotta name the Sumbitch first! You can't just slam 90HP in a go kart and leave out the inaugural naming ceremony and consequential appreciation such a machine has for it's birth parent. That's the "Injury Prevention" portion of the build Goddamnit!

Nice journalism! I’m no fan of electric cars whatsoever. One portion of the gas/electric debate no one has covered is maintenance and repairs. These electric cars will hand sums of money to car makers that a lot of us (DIY repair outside of warranty) want to keep. And let’s be honest, you can take a 12V zap arcing

You cannot legislate morality. Furthermore, stop looking at tobacco and vapor companies for solutions and start looking at parents who aren’t raising their kids right. Bottom line, if kids are using tobacco or nicotine products it’s a direct result of poor parenting. Quit expecting the damn government to solve all

Lordy. SMH. (So much Hate). Let’s be real, Ford is killing all cars with the exception of Mustang...... If the Focus ST/RS or Fusion Sport had been given some louver treatment it might have been better received but poorly purchased. This is the best example of ‘Sales! F*CK everyone else’. This will be a “Thing”.

You ever see a dude driving a Mazda Miata (MX5 counts), thinking he's cool and you just look down and think "Awwwww, he likes it!"?

I wear a helmet while driving! I call it ‘Muh Thinkin Cap’!

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time! Faith in America : Restored!

I’m a Ford whacko, legitimately. My Dad gave me his 86 Bronco for my 16th birthday some 16 years ago.... Having said that, people thinking these trucks are worth one penny over $5K without some serious business behind the grill are just insane. I’d pay $15K if it had a Coyote Transplant and an NV4500 5-speed instead