He didn't even lose his gold hand!

Oh, I thought I remembered him being a jerk last season.

Maybe Sam wouldn't be 100% upset that his asshole father and brother got toasted?

So… how the fuck did Tyrion know Jaime survived that?

What a great, underappreciated movie that is.

Bran is like, "I'm going to hang out here for a while, hopefully Meera will intuit when I want to come back and tear herself away from the first satisfying meal she's had in years and the warm springs under the castle to drag my ass back."

Who else saw the two glasses of wine being poured and suspected that Lady Olenna had poisoned the whole bottle and was about to propose a toast to Jaime? I know he can't really get killed off right now, but he wouldn't be the first character I *knew* that about.

It's funny, I had noticed that Cersei *wasn't* wearing lipstick when the prisoners were presented, and I thought, "gosh, you think she'd be a little more put together for such an important occasion," and then the next scene she was wearing very obvious lipstick, and I thought, "hmm, I don't know if it really goes with…

I was also shocked that McCullough was wearing a matching bra and panty set (which literally every female TV character does, and no regular woman just going through her life does), and that no one within the show lampshaded that with some too-clever-by-half pop culture reference.

The Nineties.

Ha, my version of that rule was that it's probably always going to be easier to get out of someone else's place in a hurry than it is to try to force a man out of my own place.

France actually went back and changed its spelling (in, I wanna say, the 17th century?) to make its Latinate heritage more obvious, adding a bunch of silent letters (like the "g" in "doigt" to remind literate people that it came from the Latin "digit."

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