No doubt drama like this makes Rep. Gaetz feel like a kid again.

Let’s see how long it takes before the culprits are acquired by Zuck. Assuming it hasn’t happened already.

There’s no need to soften an otherwise accurate statement with, “in effect.”

Apple’s got an uphill battle here for sure. General consensus is that Google and Amazon are much better at invading consumers’ home privacy.

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Assuming rationality not in evidence.

Ad blocker renders these pages merely inoperative from time to time without having to put up with the irritating advertising attacks, which can also be a vector for literal attacks.

What can be more racist than the bestowing of privilege based on genetic lineage alone? Remember the good old days when countries had revolutions to rid themselves of these vermin?

First they came for the umpires and turned them into robots. But I didn’t care, I can still heckle the robots.

If we’re not careful, some of that gubmint money might end up in the dirty little hands of those people. Better just give it back.

He went there to look for Obama’s real birth certificate. Woulda found it if they hadn’t deported his ass so quick.

White people keep claiming that the racist shit emanating from their pieholes doesn’t represent “who they really are as a person,” or some such nonsense. I can only assume that the white race is suffering from an epidemic of racist homunculus infections.

Uselessness incarnate.

Would you buy a new car from this clown?

COMMONFUCKINGSENSE was on the skids for decades. We finally buried it in 2016. You must not have gotten the memo.

Does it tell you when to piss it out, too?

Automated shepherds.

Every single person and organization who has a FB account is giving these motherfuckers the power they have. Every.single.one.

Pick fights with Darwin, win stupid prizes.

Wow, maybe Australia has inadvertently stumbled upon a way to cleanse itself of the toxin that is FB by turning on its self-destruct gene. Let’s hope it catches on around the world.