He’ll be phoning it in from Moscow.

Florida man confirms Florida man is Florida man. 

What cake?

“Shred”? “Relevance”?

He is under investigation and disciplinary measures will be taken.

We put an old refrigerator in the yard painted like a spooky funhouse, but only for Halloween. The rest of the year it’s painted like a rocket ship.

“I’m shocked, shocked to find out there’s racism going on in this institution.”

If it’s taught us anything, it’s that we need to strip the notion of sovereignty from the office entirely.

Or “Melania”.

Is “handy” a euphemism for “useless” now?

Looks like Amy got the best Nerf gun. Everybody in the room heard it pop. You can’t BUY opposition like this!

Covid-19 overtakes Giant Meteor in the 2020 race to Victory!

You’re conflating Cynical Opportunist with True Believer.

Therein lies exactly the problem. You can’t elect “better legislators” if the parties continue to vomit up such horrible candidates, forcing you to vote for someone who will actively work against the interests of the community because the other candidate is worse. In the current environment, only the oppressing class…

The intention is to teach students to conform, not to impart or assess real knowledge. Forcing and testing memorization skills is well-aligned to the actual intention, as in “You memorize what we tell you to memorize and be prepared to recite it back to your Masters.”

It doesn’t really work in Australia. Registering is not compulsory, and then there’s the so-called “informal” ballots, which are blank or otherwise invalid and can’t be counted. The “fine” is nominal and many gladly pay it, as it’s less an imposition on their freedom than the alternative.

Upper class twit. Another Monty Python skit comes to life.

Don’t be surprised if he comes down with Epstein Suicide Syndrome in the hospital, since he knows where the campaign funds went.

Urine trouble no matter how you adderall up.

Better to start by cutting the food budget. A lot.