No, it was actually when she cut her finger and wouldn’t stop bleeding, that’s when he knew she was the One.

Not all conspiracy theories are wrong.

How come their god’s so goddamned fragile?

It matters whether the naked emperor can dictate who owns them, though.

Does it matter what the less unqualified candidate says anymore? 

Why are we letting the Master Race play with matches? 

Hmm, ya think maybe all those innocent foreign nationals her husband agreed to kill by remote control (in an expanded death program gifted to the current administration for even further expansion) might be catching up to her? Nah.

That’s like the quintessential face of White Amerika in front of that motherfucking flag: rich, stupid, violent, and Neanderthal.

Nobody’s going to use a fucking “safety harness.” Let the Singularity proceed.

The best test to determine whether someone is qualified to serve in an elected public office is whether their name is on a ballot. If it is, there’s a 97% chance they’re unqualified. The accuracy of this test is downright scary, and I’m being generous.

Hey watch it, buddy, that’s the Master Race right there you’re talkin’ ‘bout.

I hear Amy Klobuchar might be available to take over.

The problem with political parties parallels one of the main problems with religions: one either becomes successful and corrupt, or is unsuccessful and fades away. This process typically sorts itself out in about three to six generations.

They all support bad people. She just got caught supporting the wrong bad people.

Nobodies who are not doing something is not news. No film at 11.

Corrupt party hacks trump reason, arrive at correct conclusion for all the wrong reasons. Business as usual at the good ol’ DNC.

Trump to DeSantis: “It’s working very, very well. Keep it up!”

Cocksucker versus motherfucker. Film at 11.

DeathCult: We tried to kill her in March and failed. Later she died from natural causes. Nothing to see here.