A book full of lies is an Amerkian politician’s best friend, regardless of party. 

It would make the pony happy, at any rate.

West Point gets a 9.8, and the best and brightest are awarded occupier duty. Know your enemy, please.

It gets a 9.5 on the indoctrination scale. And what’s more, the best little goose-steppers in each unit are awarded riot patrol duty!

Inbred imbeciles are people too. At least, that’s their story and they’r sticking to it.

FIFY

The universe wants us to stay the fuck out of space for our own good, and more importantly, everybody else’s. 

So, form takes more effort than function? It sure pays better.

Ah, the best of both worlds...”renounce” the royalty but keep the fucking money.

Brilliant. Yeah, let’s take every death that resulted from some undiagnosed condition and start investigating everybody in sight. Or is it OK with you if all of THEM “get away with it” too?

Covfefe the hownds Spence!

“I want freedom.”

No you’re not.

Until police departments and “concerned citizens” gear up with drones to kill innocents by remote control, they’re just going to have to continue to endure this kind of criticism from the likes of the ex-pres.

Can you get one that looks like a sheep, or would that be redundant?

Fake denominators.

Software that’s smarter than stoopid hoomans. The singularity is finally arriving.

In an enlightened view of royalty, objections focus primarily on their existence on the planet rather than in which particular property they may be domiciled at any given point in time.

The Inbred Imbeciles of Windsor.

Wow, even their clothes are pastel.