Pooped ‘em!

It should have taken better aim and waited until November. Oh well, there’s still time...

Yeah, I’ll get to that after I’m done naming all the angels on the head of a pin.

If he’s not careful, any association with this criminal organization (the Trump administration) is liable to tarnish him as the Eichmann of the epidemiological community.

It never works that way. It’s called vindication.

FIFY

We could afford a lot of good things if we stopped paying for democrats and republicans.

Got an old refrigerator, painted it like a rocket ship, and put it in the back yard. Gotta clean it out from time to time, but things have gotten measurably quieter.

Jeebus mus be rollin over in His grave watchin these fuckin clowns.

Jail? Here’s a better idea.

How bad are things when we have to take advice from inbred imbeciles?

You may have a point there. Take the swastika, for example. It was a non-controversial if obscure cultural symbol centuries before the nazis co-opted it. I’m sure any contemporary display of the swastika would be seen in the context of its ancient significance and couldn’t possibly be misconstrued as a pro-nazi symbol…

FIFY

Classic non-apology, placing the blame on the offended not the offender.

Trump may have already droned more innocents to death than Obama did in his entire two terms. That must really be getting his goat. (Not to mention out-deporting him, too.)

Hey, if you’re gonna try to knock poor Joe down while he’s carefully walking on water, how the fuck are we ever gonna get rid of Trump?

You’re making Duncan Hunter PROUD!

Jesus is a powerful drug. If He didn’t really exist, you’d have to synthesize Him. In a lab. In a “university” lab.

Biden is the personification of the DNC “leadership” vomiting up yet another candidate to throw yet another election to Trump.