Slow motion guillotine? We can only hope. Thoughts and prayers.

This couple is probably too old for Darwin awards, but I’m rooting for some younger MAGAts to rise up to the occasion and take one for the orange imbecile. It’ll remove them from the population AND the gene pool, win-win-win for the rest of the world.

Put them in a guillotine and they all look pretty much the same.

Q: How do you know you might be an imbecile?

If they cancel it, they have to return all the bribes.

His “mind”?

Adding insult to injury once conference call at a time.

You’re blaming politicians for the faults of the electorate, and both of the hopelessly corrupt parties that keep shoving these pieces of shit down our throats because nobody demands anything any better.

Burr was one of only three senators who, in 2012, opposed the legislation that would have made this behavior illegal. In the end, the law doesn’t matter anyway, it’s not like the DOJ is gonna prosecute this motherfucker. Or the motherfuckers like him.

We have an “American Virus.” It’s the Trump administration itself, and it’s a long-term infection affecting a significant portion of the electorate. Historily [sic] speaking, it’ll prove deadlier than COVID-19.

And if you think Biden isn’t effectively a Republican, then you and the rest of your fucking party are about to throw the next election too.

He’s forgotten it so why can’t you?

In ICE DeathKult parlance, this is what’s known as a “twofer”.

In a sea of incessantly bad news, thanks for brightening up my (and the solar system’s) day!

Once the sexual thrills derived from directing the remote-control slaughter of Yemeni and Pakistani nationals including children are no longer readily available to them, unindicted war criminals world leaders like Obama can be forgiven for finding their pleasure in less deadly pursuits.

Too bad they can’t figure out their fucking god is fake, too.

Public displays of infantilism on hold...always look on the bright side.

Regarding the Biden endorsement, Bloomberg didn’t get where he is today without knowing how to polish a turd.

Strom Thurmond must be ejaculating in his pants grave over the outpouring of support for his Special Friend, especially in this demographic.

Recapitulating 2016, running another deplorable candidate, handing another election to Trump. Typical.