FIFY

Q: How do you know someone is not qualified to run for office?

It’s a damned good thing there is a god to justify this blithering idiocy, otherwise we’d have to make one up.

Pence earned his place at the bottom of the heap. Prince Charles was born in it.

He thought he was in a civilized country. But he’s black in Amerika, so yeah, that was dumb.

“Not helping?” It depends on what you mean by “helping.” She’s been helping Trump and the repubs for years, with the support of the DNC “leadership.” This is simply more of the same “help” she’s been offering all along, in this case making sure dems nominate the worst candidate available again, as Sanders is starting…

So they’re giving all the money back?

It’ll be a real public service if you do it before you breed.

I hope you were taking notes, or do we have to wait out all 500 fucking days?

“Hey, let’s wait for some good PR timing to return this donation. The time will surely come, even if it takes almost a year.” This woman is fraud from start to finish.

Wait...he’s the head of the largest pedophile organization on the planet, and we’re worried about him slapping somebody’s hand?

By the time he’s out on parole (I’m giving that about 2 years give or take a year), his wrists are sure gonna be sore.

ObamaDrones taking out innocent Yemeni children is much sexier and a fuckload more fap-worthy than some god damned speech.

Given all the great and wonderful things Cosby’s done for black folk, you’d think they’d be lining up to suck his dick, no Quaaludes required.

$1000 a month? Sorry, holding out for a better offer.

Acting like xtians? You mean like shoving your beliefs down everybody else’s throat then attacking them mercilessly if they cough them back up? But wait, that’s exactly what xtians do. Century after century.

This was no joke, it’s an example of the fascist pro-authoritarian mindset that animates these TrumpBots, where preserving lawless “leadership” is worth any cost whatsoever, including the lives of schoolkids or living in a vassal state ultimately controlled by that other lawless “leader” Putin.

Once you decide to base your life on a Great Big Lie, it’s all downhill from there.

Sure. Let’s all work to shut off the bribery-to-prison pipeline! For white people, at least.

That narrows it down!