She’s in the running for this year’s Neville Chamberlain award, and she’s making a strong showing, despite some pretty tough competition.

It’s well known that lying sons-of-bitches are more marketable than increasingly rare truth-tellers. Did you forget what business the news is in? (Hint: it’s not “information.”)

“Sentient”? I don’t think you know what that word means.

Adderallange.

Do I hear $15,000? Candidates?

Everybody gets to have a little song and dance in the spotlight leading up to Biden’s nomination. Sure to keep you on the edge of your won’t-get-fooled-again seat!

Pontificate, equivocate, masturbate.

Misread the headline and got all excited that the losers would actually get shot. Even better if the “winners” did too. Damn.

When are we going to find out whether we’re at war with Oceania?

Message from the castle.

He who controls the past weather controls the future.

More breeders in over their heads. Sterilization at an early age -- a missed opportunity.

I come in praise of the mighty buffoon, not to damn him. He was a great Amerikan liberator. He (or his minions) took to the stadia and the Wal-Marts with their AR15s and warrior spirit to liberate his people/country from the deplorable ones, and was successful. He was a member of the Daily Stormers before it was cool…

Somebody’s got their targeted marketing campaign down pat. Know your audience, as they say ...

Touring the Colonies ... a time-honored royal tradition.

Hmm, sounds like the Darwin additive is working.

Stopping at the tollbooth on the cost-of-doing-dirty-business-as-usual highway. Keep driving, the accountability exit is closed.

A long tall cool drink of toxic genes.

He “learned” it? Who had to read it to him?

I’m usually preoccupied by the blood on their hands.