Well, I for one am looking forward to reading about HOW TO BEAT OFF TRUMP during the thanksgiving break.

Apparently I haven’t watched the same propaganda as you. But let’s compromise and just paint a bright red line down the middle of Obama Street to memorialize all those chemical weapons we took out of Syria so Assad couldn’t use them on his own people anymore. Thanks Obama!

The imbeciles have taken over the country.

The fact that they’re pissing away their money like this is perfectly fine with me. From the looks of her, though, more funding seems to be in order..

I can get behind it if they fashion the street signs out of little drones and decorate the sidewalks with figures of dead Yemeni and Pakistani children in the most fitting tribute to the Obama years.

Call the exterminators. Aristocrat vermin invades the In-N-Out.

Study a little history and evolution. Unfortunately, it’s not an anomaly. Even in the “modern” world we still select for irrationality (e.g., the mass infection of religion). 

The Aristocrats. Vermin seemingly impervious to extermination.

Let’s worry about the imaginary deaths of imaginary people so we don’t have to worry about the real deaths of real people. Isn’t it strangely reassuring to know there are no limits to what’s important (and what isn’t).

All these multi-billion dollar candidates’ schemes are worse than useless, because they sow false hope. Unless they’ve got a secret plan to literally print all those billions, it’s simply not going to happen.

60 seconds of Biden? tldw;

We had an entire revolution in this country to rid it of these vermin. How quickly we forget.

Set for life, never has to lift a finger or be a productive member of society. You’d be smiling too.

Oh boy, what malefactor managed to insert that mandate into the law?

Looks like Communists were disproportionately overrepresented in the poll. Or was it socialists? No more than 10% of Amerikans would be embarrassed by the pinnacle of humanity who got vomited into the WH. And those aren’t REAL Amerikans anyway. Send ‘em back!

The rebranding was absolute GENIUS! But you’re leaving us hanging here, Shep, by not including an image of this sexy rebranded privilege-porn plastic. And that line about the “exciting limited time offer” shows incredible kudos-worthy restraint. Oh, did I say “restraint” hehe.

The rebranding was absolute GENIUS! But you’re leaving us hanging here, Shep, by not including an image of this sexy…

Nobody ever had to threaten to send a glass of water back to its own country.

White people get the BEST steroids.

You really can’t write a credible story about this moron if you don’t sprinkle in some misspellings.

The new Kangaroo Court. Congrats on your sociopathy.