I don’t see any method strategy at all, sir.

Wait? All Americans must understand some concept? Any concept? You gotta be kidding!

It’s hard to say what’s worse, the inherent racism of royalty itself, or the racist jokes about somebody who married into it. 

Make IG Farben great again!

How many candidates have to throw how much poop at how many walls to arrive at a workable policy?

No bride, no groom, but we can rest assured somebody’s gonna get fucked. Ratfucked, at least.

That statement confused me, too, until I realized he simply mangled up the Solomonic biblical reference, “split the baby.” Then it made sense.

As a society and a culture, we just can’t afford to lose another YouTube gamer. Not one more. They gift us with meaning in an otherwise meaningless world, filling in a gap we didn’t even know was there.

First they came for the litterers...

Uncle Ruckus keeps crossing the line from fiction to reality.

Stupid hats for the .01%...thousands.

The inbred are different than you and me.

Truth vs. politics. Let’s see who wins. We already know who’s losing.

Exactly! When faced with two steaming piles of shit, always choose the one that smells slightly less bad than the other one.

The better it sounds, the bigger the grift.

Of course, there’s virtually never any accountability for the uniformed thugs. They suffer no personal liability, and they usually remain on the promotion track. This kind of thing is all but celebrated in the police gang department hierarchy because the front line forces are keeping the white folk safe...even from…

Attention! Truth leak in the CBS aisle. CLEANUP! CLEANUP!

Let that be a lesson to you, kids. Never cheap out on the steroids!

Of course, if any of these old decrepit farts managed to knock up some random bimbo, I’m sure the sanctuary could be lifted long enough to take care of the problem.

But one’s related to a dead president and one’s a 2nd rate actress. How can you defy such authoritative voices?