If I knew the answer to that, I could probably be promoted from internet troll to political prisoner.

That so many Americans can be so easily fooled by fake news is a bigger problem than fake news.

If “that’s the only thing that matters,” then nothing matters. Thanks for clearing that up.

It’s not the money, it’s the principle!

Lick finger. Stick in air. React.

Once again, if “god” didn’t give the fuckers cover, they’d have to invent him.

The take it exactly as seriously as their corporate masters demand...you know, the same corporate masters of the “other” party.

FIFY

She enrolled in acting school. A really exclusive, top-notch acting school, far, far away.

Wait, you mean they hosted a grifter rally and only now figured out they’re not getting paid? Well, I guess a lot of the electorate have been hosting it for a couple of years, and they haven’t figured it out either.

In this company, Trump hardly stands out as the main idiot for a change. They all look like inbred idiots, and in fact we know at least some of them are.

The only depressing aspect of it is, if you take one bad candidate out of the pool, there are 30 or 40 more still in the pool urinating. (cough cough Biden cough cough)

Useless because:

The $6.7 million is by no means a “punishment”, it’s a cost of doing business. It will be covered by the taxpayers, with a disproportionate financial burden on the poorest taxpayers, as usual in a regressive tax regime. It will be converted to debt in the form of municipal bonds which raise the money to pay it, while…

Due to the limited capacity of the average cop’s brain, “thug signals” emanating from sensory inputs for color can drown everything else out.

Another racist, crazy, steroid-fueled football player ...nothing to see here. How else are you going to win football games?

It’s a great concept, but the execution fails when you realize that only war-mongering imperialists can actually get on the ballot (notwithstanding a couple of token, one-term exceptions).

Occupying sovereign countries for oligarchs is such a thankless task. Sad!

Let’s see. He inherited a relatively small program from his predecessor, enhanced its scope and lethality massively, left (literally) uncounted dead innocent foreign nationals in its wake (“collateral” to advance “democracy”), and turned a greatly “improved” state-sponsored remote control murder machine over to his…

Ever wonder if #DrunkPelosi would do a better job than #SoberPelosi?