When they make offers like this, it’s high time we take them up on it.

HipsterSpeak truly shines in the face of vapidity.

Now, some donors are beginning to grow concerned that perhaps they were duped.

Like other inbred royals in Britain and around the world, Charles has no skills that would allow him to be a productive member of society, no accomplishments, little intelligence, and no moral authority whatsoever. Why any modern society would put up with these anachronistic leeches is beyond comprehension.

Powerless. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it!

Biden’s as electable as HFRC. Here we go again. You really have to wonder if the fix is in and the Dems are cynically evil, or they’re hopelessly incompetent. The further you go up the leadership, the closer you get to the former.

Fuck the earth, the poors can have what’s left of it.

They’re ignoring the elephants in the room. Two of the organizations that profit most off “poor people’s misery” (and use those profits to fuck them over even more) are the RNC and DNC. Ironic, isn’t it?

He’s going to have to try a lot harder than that to take the title away from Pelosi.

Now this is the kind of incredible innovation that can truly make America great again! Imagine the millions of R&D dollars and countless engineering hours culminating in such a game-changing breakthrough! This short article barely does justice to the tireless commitment of our great modern software industrialists.

She’s doing exactly what she was hired to do by DNC’s corporate donors. You know, mostly the same as RNC’s corporate donors.

Yeah, Not Trump is a prescription for losing yet another election.

Simply imprisoning it may not have the desired effect. Sterilizing all the “royals” would seem to be a more permanent solution; not to mention a justifiable way to reverse the genetic damage of centuries of inbreeding among the worst excuses for humans.

Why go to Russia when Russia is coming to you?

Yup. If those inclined to contribute can afford it, it’s good news. If they can’t, it’s fantastic! Imagine if there were actual consequences to toxic, sociopathic beliefs.

“Real life” is overrated and just fucking stupid, apparently, in contrast to bread and circuses. 

What a fascinating world view you have. If somebody has a lot of money, it’s ok for the faux-safety fascists to violate them? Indeed.

Would you settle for a smell test?

Prison or a term (or 2) in the WH. Your mileage may vary.

She wrote books about being healthy, right? Kind of like Elizabeth Holmes writing about how to succeed in the blood testing business.