Brings new meaning to “Anyone but HRC”. Blame anyone but HRC. 

I see what you did there.

Wait. You’re ok with commoditizing interpersonal relationships but you’re worried about “privacy”?

Is “Apologist” a paid DNC job title now, or are you all just volunteering?

Nothing inspires as much fear and loathing among the dems than the specter of a “spoiler”. No wonder. When you run one deplorable candidate after another, it’s a legitimate concern. It’s hard to spoil an election when all the candidates are rotten to start with.

What a superior defense of the two-party system!

There playin to the bass. Whats’ the problem?

Why are guys like this never around when you really need them?

How do you know that somebody’s probably unqualified to hold public office? When they’re on the ballot.

Tinhorn skinheaded fascist in cheap halloween costume uniform convinces naïve observers that he possesses both a heart and a brain. Film at 11.

Post-SOTU Adderal crash. Doesn’t last too long when drug tolerance is so high.

“Senator Klobuchar loves her staff―they are the reason she has gotten to where she is today,”

That is one damned good looking credit card. I mean, really, just gaze at it long and hard.

That is one damned good looking credit card. I mean, really, just gaze at it long and hard.

The Boy Scouts organization is, and has been since its inception, part of a concerted effort to normalize militarism and indoctrinate youth into a militaristic culture.

Same god who wanted Hitler to be Chancellor?

Fake history DNC style.

Spoiler alert!

Professional teleprompter reader goes ad-lib. Film at eleven.

It’s the other way around isn’t it? That dad lets Kush have sex with his daughter when she’s not otherwise occupied?

Principal? You mean principal Skinner or some other principal?