cryptoamygdala
CryptoAmygdala
cryptoamygdala

The revolution Kristallnacht will be televised.

There was a headline in The Onion a few years ago: “Cocksucker beats up motherfucker.” That always seemed like the theme of the last presidential election, but I could never figure out which was which. Guess it’s clear now.

There you go again, conflating “democrat” with “opposition.” They are all in the employ of the same campaign funders.

Nothing trivial I hope!

Right. The wall will never be built.

Considering the motherfuckers that actually get elected, maybe nobody should be allowed to vote.

Is there a disposable version?  Cos after cookin’ up dead animal in the shape of poop, it’s time for a fresh one!

Is there a disposable version?  Cos after cookin’ up dead animal in the shape of poop, it’s time for a fresh one!

So it turns out that Neville Chamberlain is the spiritual father of the modern neoliberal democrat party. Who knew!

Really? It sure looks like they are.

Really? It sure looks like they are.

Articles like this belie a near-constant denial on the left of who these fuckers really work for.

Now wait. If not letting politicians fool us becomes a trend, there ‘ll be nobody left to vote for. 

Yawn. Let us know when the motherfucking royals give all their (unearned) money back, and the rest of their stolen assets.

That’s what I call a 50% solution.

If your pitch doesn’t have a food, sports, or 5th-rate music angle, it’s going nowhere at NPR.

Not sure exactly what the problem here is. The 5 minutes it probably took for some lizard-brained* uniformed thug to copy/paste/post this shit was 5 minutes NOT spent on beating up some black kid.

That can be refuted in two words: David Brooks.

The word you want is uninterested, not disinterested. We are all disinterested by definition, since this has no bearing whatsoever on any of your readers’ lives. Some are uninterested, however, by rational choice.

A problem you say? Please learn the difference between a “bug” and a “feature”.

We like our mass murderers well done!

Actually getting a life is still an option, isn’t it? Or has FaceBookInstagram permanently closed that antiquated avenue of independence?