After all, in the greater scheme of things, “knowing nothing” is one of the most credible positions a politician can take.

The tone of this story suggests you still erroneously believe there’s an opposition party.

Just move to China where the government offers this service for free, and not just for babysitters, but for you and your neighbors and everyone else.

Worshiping the imaginary sky friend is bad enough, but worshiping the god of one’s oppressors seems like an especially bad idea from which no good whatsoever can come.

I’d be glad to go without mail for a week if we could lose most of the ones still in office.

Death magically rehabilitates motherfuckery.

Nothing trivial I hope.

Why are you begging Zuckerberg to shut anything down? Humanity is its own worst enemy here, Facebook’s just collecting commissions on its users’ stupidity. 

As soon as you have to say you’re not “that stupid” you prove you are that stupid.

Money itself is fungible regardless of whether its source is corporate or “grassroots.” The real problem is how money affects the outcome of elections. It buys propaganda that actually influences an electorate who are unable to distinguish truth from lies. Getting money from somewhere else won’t change the root cause…

If only ...

Right, it’s not about toxic frauds like Pelosi and Clinton (and unindicted war criminals like Obama, since you brought him up), it’s about the voters who keep electing the wrong candidates for the right reasons.

She’s living in the same world as Trump in almost every respect. Couple doors down. Neighbors, you know?

You get all excited about voting. You get all excited about having real choices and making a real difference. Hey, this democracy stuff, maybe there’s really something to it after all ...

Social media whore spreads legs for any paying customer. Who knew?

The pre-existing condition that most affects us all is Trump, and neither party is capable of protecting us from it.

Let’s call it what it really is:

So you don’t want nefarious tricksters fake-friending you on Facebook?

Oh, I thought you meant the nasty trick that gets played on voters when they go to vote and find only republicans and democrats on the ballot.

Goop. A marvelous outlet for a practicing sociopath. And profitable too!