The Royals. So good. Better than everyone else (and not just at bleeding).

No, the headline is wrong. The stupid game caused no accidents. The stupid people playing it did. A little root cause analysis goes a long way. Try it sometime.

No, the headline is wrong. The stupid game caused no accidents. The stupid people playing it did. A little root cause analysis goes a long way. Try it sometime.

Politicians are a scourge that needs to be eliminated. Completely. All of them. The entire planet will be better for it.

Perhaps some research into the meaning of the word “real” is in order.

There goes another 20 minutes you’ll never get back.

There’s nothing “beautiful” about any ode to imaginary sky friend, be it xtian, Islamic, Jewish, Zoroastrian, etc. It’s a cry of division, separation, and false boundaries — the opposite of unity. All of these verbalizations of irrational mythology are used for nefarious purposes sooner or later, mostly sooner.

Repetition has replaced thought.

This is a breakthrough of major proportions. Imagine — texting on a device that ISN’T a phone. Incredible. And to see the author belittling the efforts of this technology giant — SAD!

The hunger for pablum knows no limits.

You seem mildly irritated about not finding out about something that never really happened. Mind-blowing nothingness is mind-blowing.

Putting the sword through him would most likely result in hand trauma for the queen. That would make it assault, and surviving members of his family could be fined and/or incarcerated, and they can also kiss the estate (if any) goodbye, that’s going into the Castle fund.

I could live in a world without meaning all day.

Yep, be the neighborhood eyesore on the cheap.

Yep, be the neighborhood eyesore on the cheap.

Columbus Day ... fantastic day for sales! Half off slaves?

Columbus Day ... fantastic day for sales! Half off slaves?

Special on planets this century: fuck one up, get another one for FREE!

If you had been a Jew in Germany in the ‘30s, you could claim to be an expert on the Wisdom of the Crowd. In real life. With authority. Cool.

Are the fascists or anti-fascists responsible for the trend toward normalizing violence?

#FakeMath

Prediction: TrumpFDA will make the tests mandatory, sharing results with insurance companies mandatory, and yeah you’ll still be on the hook to shell out for it.