I had one of these for a while but I had to give it up. Every time I’d put it in my pocket I’d start to bone up, and sometimes there were even “accidents”. This plastic card is just too good for mere humans.

I had one of these for a while but I had to give it up. Every time I’d put it in my pocket I’d start to bone up, and…

Wayne Tracker.

Was it more or less devastating than last weekend’s most devastating split? Where is it exactly on the scale of devastating splits?

Why? Keep writing about them and see if you can figure it out yourself.

A stoned electorate is a politician’s best friend. And you thought they made bad decisions when they were halfway sober???

None of those stocks pays dividends. Good luck with that Series 7 exam!

Random redistribution of wealth randomly enriches random teen. So inspiring!

Trust fund liberals gonna be useless trust fund liberals.

Your gratuitous insult to high school sophomores is totally unjustified. This clown would barely make it in the average kindergarten class.

The more measured transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich under Obama’s administration is just a fond memory now. How ironic!

Schrödinger’s tapes.