A stoned electorate is a politician’s best friend. And you thought they made bad decisions when they were halfway sober???

An app like this would seem to have the Darwin seal of approval.

None of those stocks pays dividends. Good luck with that Series 7 exam!

Random redistribution of wealth randomly enriches random teen. So inspiring!

Trust fund liberals gonna be useless trust fund liberals.

Your gratuitous insult to high school sophomores is totally unjustified. This clown would barely make it in the average kindergarten class.

The more measured transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich under Obama’s administration is just a fond memory now. How ironic!

Schrödinger’s tapes.