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Harmon is CLEARLY The Rick in this scenario.

The trailer attached for "Crimewave" is actually Sam Raimi's post-Evil Dead comedy "Crimewave", not the one the article was addressing, but That's actually one of my own personal favorites weirdo films.

I am a producer: There is definitely autotune on her albums, but that's her stupid producer's choice - she's doesn't actually need it

I been crushing on Jeanie since THAT YEAR. She steals the movie. I think the more surprising article would be: "Someone DOESN'T Realize Ferris' Sister Is Awesome."

I been crushing on Jeanie since THAT YEAR. She steals the movie. I think the more surprising article would be: "Someone DOESN'T Realize Ferris' Sister Is Awesome."

Where were all these folk when Dubya was on deck - TWICE?!

This doesn't hold water at all. The thing Americans are best at is slurring.

Horror newbies.

Hair THAT unkempt clearly can't last for long. Something tells me that boy genius is going to go bald for some VERY unimportant reason!

Yeah.
Fifty-year-old millionaires who dress like toddlers can kiss my ass.

Love the shit out of these films. They remind me of the sleazy exploitation & Japanese Guro films that inspired them.
I think it's best not to take them so seriously & just enjoy Six's insanity. Otherwise, why would you watch this in the first place?

Yep, those are great. "It Follows" is amazing as well. Let's keep making them like that from now on, thank you.

Brilliant move on Peli's part holding this movie back long enough to carve a career before anyone saw it & discovered he has no talent. Now, can we all put the goddamn GoPros down & get back to making REAL fucking horror movies, pretty please?

I have all the "Mr. Wong" & "Hard Drinkin' Lincoln" episodes in video format, therefore Flash is completely useless to me.

Not a problem. All he's gotta do is buy the Viatnamese guy a new house & bob's-your-uncle. And yet, somehow I don't see that happening…

It's old & silly & has lots of absurdity & heart in equal measure. For example, I'd say 30 ROCK took its tone mostly from NIGHT COURT. Early seasons are more heart, later are more silly, but it's all a great '80s time capsule. Not to mention that Dan Fielding is one of the top incarnations of the '80s ethos there is

Community is the Night Court of this era. & I mean that as a huge compliment. A+

Sorry guys, I'm immune to snark. Keep it coming, it just bounces off of me. Cheers for trying.

So now you've written a snarky article about another snarky article? You have begun to eat your own tail. 

Aziz Ansari: Always failing upwards. It's great that untalented people can be huge successes in America.