Hey now, let’s be careful about blowing things up.

Or page one. But I guarantee that a kid on work study working in the Athletic Department’s mail room did read the first paragraph before shredding it.

The yellow first-down line debuted 20 years (and three days!) ago. I would think we have the technology to microchip the ball, triggering a switch on the sideline first down marker when that line (referred to as a “plane,” of course) is passed.

As a friend of mine has long put it, it’s all about the illusion of precision.

What, you don’t think that four old men with a chain can accurately mark the exact position of a football and determine whether it went ten yards!?! They have a chain, a chain!!

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

The play was a risk for Brewer, leaving him wholly unshielded if anyone on the coverage team sniffed out the ruse and decided to plow into him at full speed.

I don’t know what to tell you man. Sometimes you have a bag of meat and you just want to eat it.

I’m no doctor but I’m going to make a bold statement: I’m not sure that this diet has a healthy amount of calories in it. There. I said it. I know, that’s a controversial view.

If you’re going to deliberately reach out and try to damage another racer, not just interfere with his line but monkey with his ride in such a way as to potentially cause him to crash, well, fuck you and your racing career.

Nathan Peterman: Starting QB, despite his most recent appearance including 5 picks in a half.
Colin Kaepernick: still not even a backup QB in the NFL.

The first solution should be NFL players getting together and forming some sort of union. They could call it something like the NFL Players Association, and use it to represent them collectively in setting terms with owners. This current system where they just let owners run wild all over them just won’t cut it!

My uncle started singing the fight song at our dinner table in a restaurant and the entire place stood up and sang. It was a really beautiful thing to be a part of!

Hazel, all of these people sound like lunatics.  I say avoid. 

You’d think a hardscrabble, no-nonsense, blue collar town wouldn’t just throw away perfectly good batteries. 

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

Pro Tip for the first guy:

Yeah, but when I show up to one of my kids’ events and start kicking things, it’s all “what the hell is wrong with you??” and “this is a cafeteria!”