Only one thing to do. Bone Saw Match! One man enters, many pieces leave.

I’m pretty sure all those pimply faced guys spent a whole 2 minutes pulling on some baggy jeans and a mostly clean hoody before bitching at those women about not spending enough time on their appearance.

Ya, it’s great that if he is really really really lucky, he might turn one of those five picks into a player half as good as Mack. The purpose of high draft picks is to find a generational talent, not the other way around.

You know, there are only a handful of categories of women who former elite male gymnasts are not allowed to pursue. It shouldn’t be that fucking hard for this asshole to have sex with, you know, adult consenting women who aren’t under his authority.

Whatever, mostly shitty, arguments people want to make against paying these kids, there is no way to argue that they shouldn’t at least have the right to monetize their own images, social media content, or whatever else they want. So ya, fuck that big mad asshole.

If you haven’t learned basic human behaviours like “don’t be an asshole to people” by the time you’re 40, no “training” is going to click on that lightbulb.

I’m not sure why this being on FB makes it somehow shocking.

Being an undercover cop involves observing and lying to a lot of people beyond just the single target of the investigation. You try and enter the social circle of the people you are investigating. And if while there you observe something that could be a…

I find it hard to believe that the NFL couldn’t figure out how to negotiate and pay for annual medical insurance premiums for every former player who had more than a cup of coffee in the league. It could bundle it with the right to be the insurer of the league and its active players (something I bet a lot of companies…

You could accuse that comment of a lot of things, but I’m not sure sexist is one of them.

Nemar thinks Embiid is a pussy.

Man, this Crown Prince guy sounds a lot like the other stalwart ally the US supported to oppose Iran. Whatever happened to Saddam Hussein anyway?

Well, I mean, he’s not wrong.

“Obama only released Manning to make me look like a liar!” -Assange

“Hmmm, I guess that worked.”- the last 2 people with any respect for him

After warning her “don’t f*ck with me”, a flight attendant agreed to swap the woman’s seat.

You have to gazee in awe at a tax system that lets people with millions of dollars in the bank pay little or no taxes on $180K of earnings off that money.

Don’t forget the taxes on that $180K.

True story - once in a history seminar class at university, a friend of mine wouldn’t shut up about how much more awesome it would be to live in medieval England. I quickly went around the table, asking everyone if they had ever had this ailment, suffered a broken leg, and so on. We very quickly determined that all 10…

So, in fairness, they suggest that you just wipe the palm rest once in a while with a damp cloth. Of course, if you can’t be bothered to do that, then ya, it’s going to be harder to clean after you’ve let a year’s worth of crud get ground into it.

Serena Williams’s long-time coach Patrick Mouratoglou—who, during the U.S. Open final in September, was deemed by the chair umpire admitted openly to have coached Williams from his seat in the stands, thereby earning her a code violation

Wait, a super high mileage range rover that HASN’T had a bunch of parts replaced? Doesn’t that make it exponentially more likely all that shit is going to break?