Yeah, I’m not sure I would describe mocking a customer with racial slurs as a “slight”.  

Wait... Most people have unlimited data on their phones???   Where is this Utopia?  Not Canada, I assure you!

I’m a six-foot-tall guy who is nearly 6'11" and who can nearly play basketball, so hit me up NBA teams.

I am shocked to discover that there is racism occurring in that establishment.

“Now, keep your eye on the ball”
- shitty dad advice

It’s almost as if people don’t charge things by attaching them to computers these days.

Why yes Roger, I’m sure people will pay a lot more for the rights to broadcast that thing that now has less stuff in it that the viewers want to see.  I’m sure that’s how it works.

The fucking "line" in question is a vague theoretical concept that should never be the subject of measurements of an inch or two.  

Are they charging full price for the 10 mins of Deadpool that were PG-13?

I guess it beats the other tradition of dragging a black guy behind a pickup truck.

Even if I buy that you didn't mean it to be racist, you're pretending to murder someone.  That's fucked up all by itself.

Not a lawyer, but this will be a tricky case for the SEC potentially.

I prefer my mass murder simulators to be boob free as god intended.

Every time someone talks about all the economic benefits of a sports stadium, I try to point out that the vast majority of money that people will spend there is just the same disposable income they were already spending somewhere else in the city.

It’s not like people suddenly pull extra, previously unspent money out…

Even if your analogy worked (and it still doesn’t), nothing prevents someone from working at an NBC station in Green Bay from negotiating with a different NBC station in NY and changing jobs any time they want. NBC doesn’t assign an applicant to any city they want and then force them to stay there for 4 years. NBC…

It gives the impression that men can change female partners in the same way as changing jobs.

That’s such a bullshit analogy there should actually be a word beyond bullshit to describe it.

Football players aren’t employed by the NFL. They are employed by a bunch of independent companies. NFL teams aren’t branch plants of the NFL. The closest analogy would be having a bunch of companies that are represented by…

We’ve essentially reached the level of malfeasance on the part of NFL teams that I’m pretty much down with anything players can do to get around the system of indentured servitude currently in place for rookie contracts.

Wait, I can’t remember if this is how you get the zombie apocalypse or just a cover story for vampires. Could it be both?

Do you know many vintage VW restorers owned by billionaires that refuse to pay for staff?