You’re that guy in the game store, bitching in the loud condescending voice about how other people play . Fuck that guy.

“1 Star. Had to wait 5 mins for check-in. Not offered any compensation.”

Except, of course, Livestrong never raised a penny for cancer research, and not a single kid “got treatment” because of Lance Armstrong. His foundation raised money for cancer “awareness”, not research, and that money was always intended to go towards improving the quality of life for cancer survivors.

That’s not…

Ya, if only you’d recently won some sort of championship or something.

Ya, I can’t see him being on board with PEDs, because PEDs actually work.

“I am totally against using PEDs but I want guys on my team who will do whatever it takes to win, regardless of personal cost.”
- NFL guy

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

Sign me up for a guaranteed $90M over 5 years versus any one of a million bad things that could happen over the next year to turn you into the next Isiah Thomas...

Veterans always use tackling drills to remind rookies of their place in the food chain.

“He didn’t lie when he said he was going to do a bunch of stupid, self-destructive things, and dammit, us hilbillies respect a man of his word”.

So they’re paying $13 for his rights, but what are they paying him?

I can’t decide which is funnier, that you’re replying to a month old thread with an irrelevant insult, or that you were stupid enough to do it twice.  Either way, your loser badge is secure.

Seriously. This is about as bad an example of cheating as you can imagine in this sport, short of him jumping in the car and getting chauffeured ahead a few miles. 

“essentially a technical violation”

WTF does that mean? One of the whole points of this kind of race is that you can’t have outside help wherever/whenever you want. He clearly and deliberately violated those rules.

It’s about as clear an example of cheating as you can imagine in this kind of event.

Ten things to take home , while you still have access to your desk before the big meeting tomorrow.

If the interweb has taught us anything, it’s that there’s no need for professional journalists and writers.  After all, my opinion done be just as literatable as thems.  

I remember that touching moment at the end of Saving Private Ryan, when Tom Hanks’ character makes Ryan promise that he will watch the NFL every Sunday, so that all those deaths would mean something.

He’s comfortable when they send in the Double-D package.

That’s gotta be traveling.

Some of this I blame on fucking American Idol and similar bullshit shows. Hey, want to be a superstar musician? Don’t spend years honing your craft, writing songs, and playing gigs... just get people to vote for you on YouTube or tv or something.