“I am totally against using PEDs but I want guys on my team who will do whatever it takes to win, regardless of personal cost.”
- NFL guy

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

Sign me up for a guaranteed $90M over 5 years versus any one of a million bad things that could happen over the next year to turn you into the next Isiah Thomas...

Veterans always use tackling drills to remind rookies of their place in the food chain.

“He didn’t lie when he said he was going to do a bunch of stupid, self-destructive things, and dammit, us hilbillies respect a man of his word”.

So they’re paying $13 for his rights, but what are they paying him?

Seriously. This is about as bad an example of cheating as you can imagine in this sport, short of him jumping in the car and getting chauffeured ahead a few miles. 

“essentially a technical violation”

WTF does that mean? One of the whole points of this kind of race is that you can’t have outside help wherever/whenever you want. He clearly and deliberately violated those rules.

It’s about as clear an example of cheating as you can imagine in this kind of event.

Ten things to take home , while you still have access to your desk before the big meeting tomorrow.

If the interweb has taught us anything, it’s that there’s no need for professional journalists and writers.  After all, my opinion done be just as literatable as thems.  

I remember that touching moment at the end of Saving Private Ryan, when Tom Hanks’ character makes Ryan promise that he will watch the NFL every Sunday, so that all those deaths would mean something.

He’s comfortable when they send in the Double-D package.

That’s gotta be traveling.

Some of this I blame on fucking American Idol and similar bullshit shows. Hey, want to be a superstar musician? Don’t spend years honing your craft, writing songs, and playing gigs... just get people to vote for you on YouTube or tv or something.

Looks like all 23 people attending the game were inconvenienced.

She “filled the void of girlfriend” but they “never officially had a relationship”.

THIS is why you have a void of girlfriend dude... you don’t actually know what the word means.

Just once I want to see these people forced to spend a weekend together doing things that will actually let them know if they are likely to succeed as a married couple. You know, discussing the monthly budget, wiping baby vomit out of their hair, arguing about spending a bunch of money to go to the destination wedding…

I think that it’s completely believable that a PR firm was promoting a strategy of using the N-word, following in the footsteps of all the insanely successful N-word themed PR campaigns, than that some self-identified idiot just randomly said it. -Flat Earth Truther

We have to protect society in case she gets out and, uh, tries to breastfeed more babies, uh, nevermind...    Ya, that seems a stupid amount.

It’s worse than that. All the GMs and coaches have to legally change their names to Lavar.