crymorenoob
CrymoreNoob
crymorenoob

One thing history has shown us is that the quickest way to turn a dumb, entitled, coddled frat bro athlete into a sophisticated gentleman is to pay him millions of dollars straight out of college. Odd that it didn’t work this time.

What the fuck is wrong with people today?  Whatever happened to politely talking to your neighbours if their kids are a little loud sometime?  Or better yet, thinking to yourself, “They’re kids you uptight idiot, chill out”.

Please god, tell me that was done through some automated mod and not some poor schelp manually laying those blocks.

The main reason I like PUBG more than Fortnite is that the endgame carpentry battle is just stupid.

Smart move not inviting Cersei.

I understand why poor people commit crimes, but I don’t understand why wealthy successful people commit crimes. Don’t they realize it will come back to haunt them and they’ll never be able to become Presid....

If I was the Curries, I’d add an item to the menu. A carafe of organic still water, lovingly harvested from the tears of Houston fans.

Well if Marta denies it, who could possibly doubt that she is being honest and transparent, like she is with everything else?

It’s almost as if being good at a sport isn’t the same thing as being a nice person. You’d think we’d have figured that out by now.

Given that none of the things you just describes sounds like an athletic endeavor, I’m not sure how that changes anything.

I assume the flat earth loons have a batshit crazy explanation for why you can keep flying west and eventually end up where you started?

“Don’t give me all your fancy science talk about having seen earth from space. How do you explain that the greatest thinkers among the neanderthals believed the earth was flat? You can’t argue with that primitive natural wisdom”.

I have to say, and I was around for Jordan, that I think the attempts to compare Jordan and James will never be resolved. But I will say, that I don’t think Jordan could have played those minutes with those tomato cans for teammates, but then again, it was a different time.

People bitching about GRRM not finishing the GoT books before embarking on another project in 3... 2.... 1....

basic standards of human decency

In Trump’s world, black people are all guilty of something, so this makes total sense.

How odd. I always just assumed it meant how many more games you have won than if you had won exactly half of your games.

So, if you have played 40 games, 20 wins would mean you played .500 ball. So if you are actually 30-10, you are 10 wins above .500.


Please tell me that stadiums ban these asshats for life.

I cannot get my head around what kind of psychotic asshole you would have to be to put protecting your athletic organization over concerns about a sexual predator. Even worse, Nasser was an insignificant cog in the gymnastics machine. They could and should have turned him in and jettisoned him after the first