People who want unwashable cloth coverings on their keyboards probably have shag carpet in their bathrooms.

One thing history has shown us is that the quickest way to turn a dumb, entitled, coddled frat bro athlete into a sophisticated gentleman is to pay him millions of dollars straight out of college. Odd that it didn’t work this time.

What the fuck is wrong with people today?  Whatever happened to politely talking to your neighbours if their kids are a little loud sometime?  Or better yet, thinking to yourself, “They’re kids you uptight idiot, chill out”.

Please god, tell me that was done through some automated mod and not some poor schelp manually laying those blocks.

The main reason I like PUBG more than Fortnite is that the endgame carpentry battle is just stupid.

The recent border issue is an excellent example. These are the same policies and actions that took place under Obama.

Smart move not inviting Cersei.

I understand why poor people commit crimes, but I don’t understand why wealthy successful people commit crimes. Don’t they realize it will come back to haunt them and they’ll never be able to become Presid....

It was deserted when she started across dumbass. Have you even bothered to watch the video?

As has been pointed out to you several times, that’s a really shitty quality video. The fact that the accident investigators are estimating that an attentive driver

“Walk into traffic”. What the fuck is with you people trying to make it sound like she jumped out from behind a parked car or something? She was crossing a wide open, deserted road, off of a pedestrian walkway. The fact that some dumbass designed a pedestrian walkway to end without a crosswalk isn’t her fault.

And as…

Let’s hope that kids benefit from the tragic outcome of these poor choices and learn to never watch The Voice.

If I was the Curries, I’d add an item to the menu. A carafe of organic still water, lovingly harvested from the tears of Houston fans.

Well if Marta denies it, who could possibly doubt that she is being honest and transparent, like she is with everything else?

Because, of course, it’s more important to make sure accused poor people show up for court than it is to actually punish people who have been convicted of actual crimes. Seems legit.

We have thousands of people, not even convicted of crimes yet, in jail right now due to an “inability to pay the full amount” of their bail. Why the fuck does this scumbag get to walk free on a $7 million fine just because he can’t pay it?

It’s almost as if being good at a sport isn’t the same thing as being a nice person. You’d think we’d have figured that out by now.

Given that none of the things you just describes sounds like an athletic endeavor, I’m not sure how that changes anything.

I guess the victim will fork over the extra dollar for domain privacy next time.