And the airline can tell that you were the person who had to show that proof when the passport was acquired... how exactly?

Oddly enough, my memory of MMOs back then was camping a spawn location for dozens or hundreds of hours desperately hoping to get a chance to get the last hit in on some ridiculously rare monster who dropped some even more ridiculously rare item one out of every 1000 deaths.

Ya, I don’t miss that era at all.

I was saying “Booourns”

What kind of douchebag who wasn’t on a World Series team wears a World Series ring out in public?

I see that gas right now in Ottawa is about $1.36 a liter.

Give what is involved in finding, extracting, refining and shipping gas, it’s insanely cheap, which is part of our climate change problem.

Hell, MILK costs more than gas in Canada.

Just once could a soccer guy make a mistake and actually act like, “Oh shit, my bad man”.

I think you can count on there still being lots of “but jaywalking” folks, but most of them are busy over on Deadspin explaining that if you don’t want to get beaten and tased by the police, you shouldn’t park illegally.

And by “disciplined” they mean, “fired and charged with aggravated assault”, right?

Oh wait, no... cops. Never mind.

Who the fuck demands that a friend talk to them every fucking day? People who end up without any friends, that’s who.

If you are a robot and try to lie about it, do they still sell you the car? Asking for a friend.

It’s hard to stay Incognito.

While they certainly deserve to be treated better, I’m with you that the emphasis ought to be on why the fuck anyone has cheerleaders and why anyone would want to be one.

You can have my side door when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

You don’t understand how this whole sports media thing works, right?

Letting up in a fighting sport can get you hurt really badly.

I’m not sure “NFL head coach is an exclusive job” is a rebuttal to all the reasons why 22 year old dismissed charges shouldn’t decide people’s professional careers.

Actually, getting indicted by a grand jury is pretty darn close to nothing in terms of actual proof of guilt or innocence.

Getting fired sounds like a choice ;).

If you can live with the shame of working for Duke, this kind of bad publicity probably won’t faze you.

Uber can’t drive down the road without running over a person with a bicycle. 5 mins after that thing takes off it’ll be taking a short cut through a skyscraper.