It’s hilarious that anyone, anywhere is writing cheques for $600 for “monitoring social media”.

It is almost inconceivable how much money essentially evaporated in front of this poor guy’s eyes.

In fairness, that was a pretty standard reaction for a soccer player who has suffered passing contact with the air, so it took people a while to realize he was really hurt.

He’s got 8895 takes but a coherent argument isn’t one.

A bunch of people reading this are thinking that kids today are pussies because having a “tough” coach makes you a winner. These people are idiots.

And let’s face it, getting out of the academy is just the first step in a long on the job training process.

I had a dream of being the worst athlete at the Olympics and not even trying in my event.  And by God I achieved it! And I’m a really good water skier. I’m just not good at the short I am at the Olympics for.

This article is at war with my “all male figure skaters are gay” theory, and now I don’t know what to think.

You fuck with our elections and we’re coming for your mixed curling team.

I’ve never understood why people would continue to follow a religion that explicitly rejects them. If their god hates you, hate him back.

It always pisses me off in these stories when people whine about having to move their family a third of the way across the country to take some multi-million dollar dream job.

I mean, it’s not as if a lot of people do the same thing every year for a lot less.

I think he was pointing to the fact that the American military had protected every other NATO country from the threat of foreign invasion since WWII, freeing up their tax dollars for social spending.

You do realize that the stats you posted don’t actually say anything at all about whether criminal aliens are more likely to drive drunk than anyone else, right? That is does nothing to actually prove your point.

Criminal aliens, like all other criminals, rarely commit just one crime. Wow, what an astonishing…

The best part about the Dodge debacle is that the King speech they used actually contained a rant about what bullshit advertising is and what shitty people advertisers are.

That is awesome.

Amateurs. I suggest super glue.

This may not be the game we want, but it’s the game we deserve.

“Deadspin’s Tampa Studios” look like Tim’s mom’s basement.

No one expects the Germanic Purification.

Unless you’re independently wealthy, if you’re playing online games 20 hours a day to the tune of thousands of dollars a year, someone (in this case his father) is totally enabling your dysfunction.

Which word didn’t you understand?